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Oliver - incredible second half

Langdon - disposals were ordinary

Gawn - reduced to mediocrity

McDonald - last yearā€™s version

Weideman - was virtually unsighted

Fritsch - was totally unsighted

Harmes - keepĀ it simple

Petracca - prolific not outstandingĀ 

Spargo - had little involvementĀ 

Rivers - unsighted after first

Pickett - couldnā€™t get going

Melksham - selfish and limited

Neal-Bullen- a limited player

May - season worst performanceĀ 

Jackson - fumbled and disappointing

Lever - regularly stood up

Brayshaw - couldnā€™t hurt oppositionĀ 

Hibberd - loose and limited

Jordon - needs a rest

Hunt - back to irrelevantĀ 

Petty - provided little defenceĀ 

Jetta - offered us nothingĀ 

Edited by joeboy

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Petracca Mr Fumbles Bumbles

 

Somehow, based on this I do not know how we only went down by 1 point !!!

Adelaide - Ferocious all day

Oliver - carried the team

Langdon - good first quarter

Gawn - very costly errorrs

McDonald - must take chances

Weideman - would prefer Brown

Fritsch - kick in-air please

Harmes - tried all day

Petracca - handled the pressure

Spargo - did just enough

Rivers - agree with Joeboy

Pickett - one good play

Melksham - back to Casey

Neal-Bullen - couldnt find space

May - beaten by Tex

Jackson - tried but limited

Lever - saved many goals

Brayshaw - continued poor season

Hibberd - probably broke even

Jordon - season worst game

Hunt - some bad turnovers

Petty - some good contests

Jetta - back to Casey


Weederman, Melksham,Ā 

Selection Committee BUNGLED!

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38 minutes ago, dimmy said:

Somehow, based on this I do not know how we only went down by 1 point !!!

Yep. I think this is the analysis for round 19, 2011.

1 hour ago, joeboy said:

Oliver - incredible second half

Langdon - disposals were ordinary

Gawn - reduced to mediocrity

McDonald - last yearā€™s version

Weideman - was virtually unsighted

Fritsch - was totally unsighted

Harmes - keepĀ it simple

Petracca - prolific not outstandingĀ 

Spargo - had little involvementĀ 

Rivers - unsighted after first

Pickett - couldnā€™t get going

Melksham - selfish and limited

Neal-Bullen- a limited player

May - season worst performanceĀ 

Jackson - fumbled and disappointing

Lever - regularly stood up

Brayshaw - couldnā€™t hurt oppositionĀ 

Hibberd - loose and limited

Jordon - needs a rest

Hunt - back to irrelevantĀ 

Petty - provided little defenceĀ 

Jetta - offered us nothingĀ 

Agree with every single one of these.

Oliver - simply the best

Weids, Spargo, ANB, Petty, Jacko, Jetta, Fritta - DID THEY PLAY

Lever -Ā also:

stupid frees again;

takes wrong options;

Ā 


6 hours ago, Docs Demons said:

Weids, Spargo, ANB, Petty, Jacko, Jetta, Fritta - DID THEY PLAY

Weā€™re you there? Ā Every time Jacko went in ball we looked like winning a clearance. He provided a lot of drive.Ā 

4 hours ago, monoccular said:

Weā€™re you there? Ā Every time Jacko went in ball we looked like winning a clearance. He provided a lot of drive.Ā 

Agree but he needs to start taking some grabs for us and stop fumbling. Thought he was a bit off yesterday but plenty of upsideĀ 

Neutrals on all AFL forums:

- ā€œWow! That was the game of the year! So exciting! Well doneĀ both teams. Shame thereĀ had to be a loserā€.Ā 
Ā 

Melbourne supporters:

- ā€œOur team sucks. Everyone sucks. Sack them all.ā€


On 5/22/2021 at 8:16 PM, John Crow Batty said:

Weid - spray with Roundup

u can/t say that

On 5/23/2021 at 1:44 PM, Mel Bourne said:

Neutrals on all AFL forums:

- ā€œWow! That was the game of the year! So exciting! Well doneĀ both teams. Shame thereĀ had to be a loserā€.Ā 
Ā 

Melbourne supporters:

- ā€œOur team sucks. Everyone sucks. Sack them all.ā€

u describe me i wantĀ sackings

but low to med standard game

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