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My 3 word player analysis V Adelaide

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Oliver - incredible second half

Langdon - disposals were ordinary

Gawn - reduced to mediocrity

McDonald - last year’s version

Weideman - was virtually unsighted

Fritsch - was totally unsighted

Harmes - keep it simple

Petracca - prolific not outstanding 

Spargo - had little involvement 

Rivers - unsighted after first

Pickett - couldn’t get going

Melksham - selfish and limited

Neal-Bullen- a limited player

May - season worst performance 

Jackson - fumbled and disappointing

Lever - regularly stood up

Brayshaw - couldn’t hurt opposition 

Hibberd - loose and limited

Jordon - needs a rest

Hunt - back to irrelevant 

Petty - provided little defence 

Jetta - offered us nothing 

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    Petracca Mr Fumbles Bumbles

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    Somehow, based on this I do not know how we only went down by 1 point !!!

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    Adelaide - Ferocious all day

    Oliver - carried the team

    Langdon - good first quarter

    Gawn - very costly errorrs

    McDonald - must take chances

    Weideman - would prefer Brown

    Fritsch - kick in-air please

    Harmes - tried all day

    Petracca - handled the pressure

    Spargo - did just enough

    Rivers - agree with Joeboy

    Pickett - one good play

    Melksham - back to Casey

    Neal-Bullen - couldnt find space

    May - beaten by Tex

    Jackson - tried but limited

    Lever - saved many goals

    Brayshaw - continued poor season

    Hibberd - probably broke even

    Jordon - season worst game

    Hunt - some bad turnovers

    Petty - some good contests

    Jetta - back to Casey

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    Weederman, Melksham, 

    Selection Committee BUNGLED!

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    38 minutes ago, dimmy said:

    Somehow, based on this I do not know how we only went down by 1 point !!!

    Yep. I think this is the analysis for round 19, 2011.

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Oliver - incredible second half

    Langdon - disposals were ordinary

    Gawn - reduced to mediocrity

    McDonald - last year’s version

    Weideman - was virtually unsighted

    Fritsch - was totally unsighted

    Harmes - keep it simple

    Petracca - prolific not outstanding 

    Spargo - had little involvement 

    Rivers - unsighted after first

    Pickett - couldn’t get going

    Melksham - selfish and limited

    Neal-Bullen- a limited player

    May - season worst performance 

    Jackson - fumbled and disappointing

    Lever - regularly stood up

    Brayshaw - couldn’t hurt opposition 

    Hibberd - loose and limited

    Jordon - needs a rest

    Hunt - back to irrelevant 

    Petty - provided little defence 

    Jetta - offered us nothing 

    Agree with every single one of these.

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    Oliver - simply the best

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    Weids, Spargo, ANB, Petty, Jacko, Jetta, Fritta - DID THEY PLAY

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    Lever - also:

    stupid frees again;

    takes wrong options;

     

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    6 hours ago, Docs Demons said:

    Weids, Spargo, ANB, Petty, Jacko, Jetta, Fritta - DID THEY PLAY

    We’re you there?  Every time Jacko went in ball we looked like winning a clearance. He provided a lot of drive. 

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    4 hours ago, monoccular said:

    We’re you there?  Every time Jacko went in ball we looked like winning a clearance. He provided a lot of drive. 

    Agree but he needs to start taking some grabs for us and stop fumbling. Thought he was a bit off yesterday but plenty of upside 

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    Neutrals on all AFL forums:

    - “Wow! That was the game of the year! So exciting! Well done both teams. Shame there had to be a loser”. 
     

    Melbourne supporters:

    - “Our team sucks. Everyone sucks. Sack them all.”

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    On 5/22/2021 at 8:16 PM, John Crow Batty said:

    Weid - spray with Roundup

    u can/t say that

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    On 5/23/2021 at 1:44 PM, Mel Bourne said:

    Neutrals on all AFL forums:

    - “Wow! That was the game of the year! So exciting! Well done both teams. Shame there had to be a loser”. 
     

    Melbourne supporters:

    - “Our team sucks. Everyone sucks. Sack them all.”

    u describe me i want sackings

    but low to med standard game

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