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What they're saying at Parramatta Road

Deeman
in Melbourne Demons

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"What time does the Rooty Hill RSL open today?"

"Any tips for Race 3 at Rosehill Gardens?

"Could I bot a cigarette, please" ...

 

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    4 minutes ago, Deeman said:

    "What time does the Rooty Hill RSL open today?"

    "Any tips for Race 3 at Rosehill Gardens?

    "Could I bot a cigarette, please" ...

     

    What's with the please bit?

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    I remember TItus O'Reilly talking about on his podcast how GWS were often the butt of his jokes (saying they only had two supporters) because he would constantly get heckled on twitter by GWS supporters who said it wasn't true.  The only problem was that it was always the same two supporters... so in some ways it reinforced his point!

     

    This game though I'm a little nervous for - surely at some point in the year things will click for GWS (even if its only a game or two).  We don't have a good record at Manuka and these are the games (after a week of the media singing our praises) that we have a history of dropping.

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    “I reckon we win by 3 tries”

     

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    I was under the impression that the Rooty Hill RSL never closed. It had to stay open to ensure there was still somewhere for people to punch on once the curfew was imposed on the inner city.

    Anyway, in tribute to the game being up in the village in the hills we should really be referring to the mighty, mighty Canberra Hellenic Club.

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    1 hour ago, DubDee said:

    “I reckon we win by 3 tries”

     

    Don't laugh too heartily - I made the mistake of flicking through a Sydney paper in a cafe the other day and sure enough GWS had been "lucky to still be close in the game against St Kilda, courtesy of some generosity from the referees."

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    Can we replace Cameron with Bellamy.

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    I read somewhere that the AFL are considering moving a bunch of Collingwood supporters to Western Sydney and thus improving the IQ of both places. (an oldie but a goody)

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    16 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Don't laugh too heartily - I made the mistake of flicking through a Sydney paper in a cafe the other day and sure enough GWS had been "lucky to still be close in the game against St Kilda, courtesy of some generosity from the referees."

    I think it's disrespectful not to appreciate the effort that the paper went to to translate the English language into the Sydney language.

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    19 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Don't laugh too heartily - I made the mistake of flicking through a Sydney paper in a cafe the other day and sure enough GWS had been "lucky to still be close in the game against St Kilda, courtesy of some generosity from the referees."

    Although the AFL using NRL referees would go a long way towards explaining the quality of umpiring decisions...

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    NRL refs have been pretty good so far this year. Certainly less [censored] decisions in 3 rounds than 1 game at Geelong.

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    Why do I get the feeling that the few supporters GWS have will be using this as LOL material should they roll us on the weekend?

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    Half a dozen good players, a few quality kids and that’s it. Looking at their 22, GWS should be bottom 6 this year. The guts have been ripped outta them. 
     

    Dees by 4 pts

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    50 minutes ago, Ugottobekidding said:

    What does GSW stand for?

    Gunshot wound

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    55 minutes ago, Ugottobekidding said:

    What does GSW stand for?

    Got some weed?

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    8 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

    Gunshot wound

    According to Elmer Fudd, it stands for Gun Shot Wesidue.

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