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Finals Week 2

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1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Wow. I just turned it on. 
filth being sodomized, pity it’s Jeelong 

“The Horror...The Horror...”

Isn’t it wonderful?! Except it’s Geelongscum. 

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well that was a high scoring qtr 1 point each

think jeelong will just play keepings off this last qtr to save themselves for prelim

 

How bad are the pies. 7 points to three quarter time is truly pathetic.

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Geelong are playing “keepings off”

The filth simply not getting a touch

Boring football!!!

Collingwood losing is never boring.


1 hour ago, The heart beats true said:

How Darcy Moore is an All Australian is beyond me. He’s been horrific. Had 4 clear turnovers. Only ever plays well when given free range and no pressure.

May is 4 times the player he is.

Plays similarly to his ol' man IMHO. Both very overrated. 

47 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Him and Jobe.  Absolute spuds.  Darcy will NEVER say anything about controversial umpiring or negative against the AFL.  He is the ultimate AFL robot.  Must be getting massive coin.  How some of  these blokes sleep at night is incredible.

Richo, the King and Lewis are about the only commentators that ever raise an eyebrow on controversial decisions and / or discuss aspects of the game that have been ruined by Vlad and others that have followed in his disastrous footsteps.

I'm not watching the game but watched Richmond/Lions last week with Daisy Pearce doing special comments.
She's got 'em all covered.
Insiteful and coherant.

50 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Him and Jobe.  Absolute spuds.  Darcy will NEVER say anything about controversial umpiring or negative against the AFL.  He is the ultimate AFL robot.  Must be getting massive coin.  How some of  these blokes sleep at night is incredible.

Richo, the King and Lewis are about the only commentators that ever raise an eyebrow on controversial decisions and / or discuss aspects of the game that have been ruined by Vlad and others that have followed in his disastrous footsteps.

Quite a few years ago, pulling a combined 500K.

 

Seriously this is a semi final and collingwood have had only 2 scoring shots and only the 1 goal. It's a disgrace. Like I thought our prelim was bad. Kane Cornes was right, he just said it in the wrong week. 

But this is terrible. 

I hope this quarter the cats just keep attacking but not so sure after that 3rd quarter. 

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well that was a high scoring qtr 1 point each

think jeelong will just play keepings off this last qtr to save themselves for prelim

agree... a very strange quarter given the half time score.

Geelong dominated but just didn't want to push it.


It’s good to see another club have similar issues to us. Brody Grundy signs a seven year close to a mil a year contract last year, if he was out of contract this year it would be about half that. Grundy regularly does nothing in big games, ruckman are so overrated.

1 minute ago, trout said:

It’s good to see another club have similar issues to us. Brody Grundy signs a seven year close to a mil a year contract last year, if he was out of contract this year it would be about half that. Grundy regularly does nothing in big games, ruckman are so overrated.

Grundy's been terrible all year. Something's NQR. 

really good to Eddie sitting there pleased

that goal  I wonder if he will smile ?

Geelong finished 10 points and 27% ahead of them in a shortened season and had an extra two days rest coming into this game. Eddie's mob coming back from Perth after a taxing win.

The result isn't a surprise, the ease of the win is.


6 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Grundy's been terrible all year. Something's NQR. 

Agree. Hasn't been able to get out of second gear for weeks.

 

I wonder if the Pies will review the game?

Nothing strange about the third quarter. Cats shut it down so there was no chance of a come back. Pies hope would have been to make up four goals in the third, then try to make up the rest in the last but they had nothing.

Cats now turn it on in the last to tune up for next week.

6 minutes ago, Watts the matter said:

Darcy Moore thinks he's Sam Frost tonight

Darcy Moore needs to follow his fathers footsteps and come to the Dees

 


2 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

Darcy Moore needs to follow his fathers footsteps and come to the Dees

 

Weid for Moore and mihocek 

Isn't it great the commentators talking the Filth's season up? Like us, their list needs a sh?t load of work. They arn't that good. 

11 minutes ago, Unleash Hell said:

I wonder if the Pies will review the game?

Commentators don’t seem to think it is necessary 

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1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

Weid for Moore and mihocek 

Tell em they're dreamin

 

Gee we reckon we have some holes on the list and players that aren't good enough, have a look at Collingwood. Their best are very good but they had so many passengers tonight. Some there are seriously overpaid and with Pendles and Sidebottom the wrong side of 30 they have some issues.. Good result though

 


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