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DEEDAY: Dockers vs Bulldogs

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Pity Freo couldn't have been this useless when we played them. 

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Jesse showing he still can't beat up on good teams.

Been non existent.

 

needs to slot this.. and he does. good lad

2 minutes ago, frankie_d said:

You mean if a finals spot is on the line, they really try very hard to win? Do you think that would have helped us in 2017 and this year? 

It's hard to say. I'm no expert, but I think the 'trying really hard' approach might have helped us, but even if I'm wrong, it would have been worth a shot I reckon.


A glimmer of hope...

Okay time for me to log off for the offseason like I always do. See you all next year. Hopefully at the MCG.

 

Well good news. Dogs completely and utterly out played the dockers for that quarter however we are only 2 goals behind. 

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Rory Lobb almost a worse kick for goal than Fritsch!! 

Gone!!!! now lets start the crucify bloodlet _____________ insert scapegoat 

 

2 minutes ago, Jontee said:

Go for a run in Antarctica wearing only socks and hat and let us know how it goes

Been for a swim in Antarctica in my boardies, does that count?  Felt pretty warm when I got out of the water  :)  

No chance the Dockers win this unless some freak storm hits Cairns. They can’t win it unless it’s a massive scrap. Dogs are so much more skilled. 

That Rory Lobb approach to goal is something else. Not just the twinkle toes stutter, he literally waves the footy around in a circle, must be a raffle every time he has a shot 


3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Jesse showing he still can't beat up on good teams.

Been non existent.

Hogan is a one way running dud and I have no idea why people on here want him back 

I know Freo are trying to help us out but they didn't need to mimic our gameplan of allowing the opposition to smother with ease, bombing into the F50 and not stopping the opposition when they get a run on. 

Where the phark is both tabernar and Walters? Kiss on the knobs the bulldogs.

4 minutes ago, Bizzell Blitz said:

Praha do not miss trade radio 

We don't need trade radio when we've got ET the trade breaker.

Where is the torrential rain tonight? Rory Lobb what an absolute tool.


Just now, Win4theAges said:

Where the phark is both tabernar and Walters? Kiss on the knobs the bulldogs.

The Dogs have had a dream run this season. To finish 7th is not that much of an achievement given their ridiculously soft travel schedule. 

There is still a half of football to be played. You can only imagine what is going through the minds of the Melbourne players and coaching staff at half time. 

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5 minutes ago, Jaded said:

No chance the Dockers win this unless some freak storm hits Cairns. They can’t win it unless it’s a massive scrap. Dogs are so much more skilled. 

A storm would have been handy tonight.

Just now, Storm Boy said:

There is still a half of football to be played. You can only imagine what is going through the minds of the Melbourne players and coaching staff at half time. 

Hopefully it’s something like “[censored] if only we learnt to win games we should instead of falling apart like a cheap suit under pressure”. 


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