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Playing safe and boring up the line is not going to win us this game.  

We deserve this last minute onslaught.

3 in a row, we're lucky it's nearly over or it would be a Bulldogs Tsunami again.


Typical [censored] Melbourne. 

Fail to once again slow the game down at Red time.

Game over. Can't carry liabilities in the league anymore. We have some terrific players, some real A graders. But they get dragged down by spuds who shouldn't be named. Meanwhile Harmes sits in the sheds. He'd run circles around most this lot. 

 

Jones you been learning form Tomlinson you bloody donkey. Offs I cant stand this club. we are the worst side for giving away goals in the last two minutes. Useless

What the [censored] Jones your two goals you [censored] [censored] 


Vintage Melbourne

Why do we have this old guy in the side 

Good win is a joke

5 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Here we go 3 goals in the last 5 mins before halftime 

....... [censored] weak club


And watch us do [censored] all to stop Butler because our coaches are dumb. Almost as dumb and lazy as our players. 

We're a man short when Jones is on the ground.

[censored] disgraceful few minutes. Undone 30 minutes of dominance with a few lazy minutes. Typical of this weak club. [censored] be dead 


Jack Steele killing us.

We just fail to lock down on their best player every [censored] game.

 

 

Jones should have gone down the line. Problem solved.


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