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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Bulldogs

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Goodnight Demons we are back in the pack....again.  And it all stems from a woeful forward line putting zero pressure on their opponents and no smalls or mediums making the most of their opportunities 

 
1 minute ago, Demonland said:

English done nothing all day. Coach makes a move and he kicks a goal. That's how you coach. 

Doesn’t matter, Goody is obviously unable to comprehend such things.


6.0

0.3

this quarter

This is a genuine finals team in the Bulldogs, rested and healthy.

This is the real Melbourne.

Sorry, folks.

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1 minute ago, Stevienic23 said:

PUT SOME [censored] PRESSURE COMING OUT OF D50 FFS!

Sitting they just waltz down the wing everytime so predictable.

 

Another season wasted. Maybe we make finals and get smashed. What is the point really? 

Never mind, our last quarter fitness is sure to save us !!!!


Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

Tom McDonald moves like he is 80 years old.

He's a fraud.

Playing on an absolute spud in Gardiner sand hes getting he's [censored] handed to him.

Hate to make excuses but they are getting every lucky bounce and rebound possible

They look harder at the ball than us and working harder on the spread

Too many slow, dumb footballers in this team. How many times do we have 2-3 books going for the same ball then they get it on the outside


Just now, praha said:

6.0

0.3

this quarter

This is a genuine finals team, rested, healthy.

This is the real Melbourne.

Sorry, folks.

Would’ve thought they’d come out and had a real dip given the significance of this quarter and game. A shame it still takes a quarter to realise it. 

Goal Less Quarter No. 21 in Goodwin's coaching career.


How good was Weids kick at the end?

Summed up the qtr

More throws than a netball game.

Just an awful, awful quarter. 

 
4 minutes ago, —coach— said:

Any chance we could play with the intensity of previous weeks?

The intensity is falsely represented when yiure playing the three worst form teams in the comp. This is the real Melbourne. Mediocre and not up to finals standard. A coach who is inept on game day


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