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Can’t defend kick ins apparently. Way to easy to go coast to coast. 

 

An absolutely pitiful  quarter. Our leaders (if we have any) failed to stand up and the big three mids were given a good reality check on where they actually sit in the comp. Average.

what sort of coach is Goodwin! look at how laughable our defensive structure is after a behind! go f#$% off Goodwin.


ANOTHER one.

Another chain of possession from full back to full forward.

It doesn't help that they've kicked 6 straight and we've kicked 3 points. 

Of course it's going to sound negative Nancy but I really feel the rest of this game is junk time 

Just now, Demon Disciple said:

And 4, 5, 6 out in space. They are well drilled, we aren’t. If plan A ain’t working we don’t know what to do

On cue. Had as many in line in space. Another goal. Game over. 


1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Only shows up around Junk time.

He's a liability 

Missed the 8 kicks, 6 marks and a goal in the first half, dazzle?  

That last piece of play from our point is the problem.  How they can get it down into their forward line without us touching it from a point in modern footy is incredible.

I am so sick of Fritz being taken into the pocket by the opposition backs because they know he's 500/1 to kick it from there...

Just now, Demonland said:

English done nothing all day. Coach makes a move and he kicks a goal. That's how you coach. 

Our coach is a moron. I am sorry but the proof is in the pudding. He can’t coach against good teams. He gets outplayed so often and has no answers. We are not doing a single thing to shut down their ball magnets. 

Where is the godDAMN PRESSURE??

downhill skiers


Another scoring decision decided by a Commodore 64 computer. AFL is a joke.

Bulldogs we’re practicing kick outs in warm ups. 
 
they are coached 

Trac is too arrogant 

goody can’t even tag Bont 

 

Someone needs to tell these umpires they are NOT the stars of the show.


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