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6 minutes ago, P-man said:

We have to stop calling Salem a great kick. He’s barely even a good kick.

16 disposals, 8 clangers.

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We are in front, yet I feel just as bad as I did last week.

We have so many passengers and blokes that, right now, aren't AFL standard.  It's terrible.

Salem has gone backwards.  Can hit a target over 15 metres and that's it.  Gus has no impact.  Bennell looks like he is running across ice and doesn't want to be touched.

Only plus for me is May.   Has been sensational, and love that he is bashing and crashing and sticking up for his teammates.

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Seen enough. If this is the club response after last week then we should fold. Not even joking. Soulless. 

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3 minutes ago, trout said:

Seriously how many passengers do we have.

Angus brayshaw.  Has been a passenger for 2 years and goodwin continually refuses to drop him

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1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Harmes pushed in the back. Play on. Can’t buy a free.  

We can’t but instead of worrying about that let’s concentrate on the things we can control. Like I don’t know, learning to kick a football. 

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Yep this team is trash. This game just looks and feel like a bottom two clash. I'm not looking forward to getting beaten by 6 goals by norf on Sunday 

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Woeful kicking to open players inside 50.  What is happening at training?  Do we train this at all?  Doesn't appear that way.

Salem's cost us 2 goals now.  1 dopey push in the back in the middle and one horrid 45 kick straight to a crow forward.

He's done a few good kicks, offset by a few horrible acts.  So Melbourne

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Just now, Gunna’s said:

If harmes just gave the umpire lip, we can’t expect 50:50s to go our way

Good on him. If Goodwin has courage he'll be asking some questions of them too.

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Just now, loges said:

Gees the unpiring is just terrible

I'm most annoyed about the lack of 50 when we finally got a holding the ball free kick and Talia just drops the ball to the ground.

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Who needs a cheer squad when you have these commentators.:mad:

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Salem .. 50% disposal efficiency, 8 clangers & 3 frees against. Our best players are going backwards at the rate of knots. 

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Is McHenry the biggest germ in football? We are a disgrace make no mistake if Bartlett is worth anything he will sack Goodwin after the match we are going no where with him. The worst coach in  the comp.

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Holding the ball rule has anyone know what it is anymore? 

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Just now, GCDee said:

Yep this team is trash. This game just looks and feel like a bottom two clash. I'm not looking forward to getting beaten by 6 goals by norf on Sunday 

I’m excited for the Goodwin [censored] fest post game 

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Just... hit a target. I don't understand how you can be so bad at something you've not only practiced almost your whole life, and get paid seriously good coin to do.

It's actually disrespectful.

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Just now, Wiseblood said:

We are in front, yet I feel just as bad as I did last week.

We have so many passengers and blokes that, right now, aren't AFL standard.  It's terrible.

Salem has gone backwards.  Can hit a target over 15 metres and that's it.  Gus has no impact.  Bennell looks like he is running across ice and doesn't want to be touched.

Only plus for me is May.   Has been sensational, and love that he is bashing and crashing and sticking up for his teammates.

Agree on May only player who looks like he gives a Crap

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Nibbler is agricultural.  We are panicking all over the ground.  Skills are awful.  Umpiring is abysmal.  If you didnt see the score, you would think we were being flogged

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Maybe this is why the players have given up because the umpires do not give us any frees, i know i would be $#((#$ off as well

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