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We are so soft. Have we laid more than one tackle? I remember Brayshaw's in the first quarter.

 

[censored] this [censored]. Time to switch off.

Wtf has happened to Tom McDonald. He’s gone from 50+ goal kicker to an absolute potato who’s lucky to have employment!

 

Season done

Thanks Simon

400 Forward entries for nothing again....

 


Before the apologist jump in with  another excuse, bad luck, umpiring, COVID, short break please face reality we are middle of the road. Can someone please explain how whoever we play has oodles of space yet we have none. Coaching maybe. At least this lay bare how average we are. Jones please retire don’t tarnish a great career.

Boy McDonald looks really slow but Salem's kick should've hit him lace out.

3 marks to port in the forward line for goals and lever, may and omac nowhere to be seen.?????

 

It's insipid and unwatchable. This is the real Melbourne. One dimensional. Poorly coached and unskilled


For the first time in living memory we get the better of the umpiring, and still getting our arses kicked anyway.

Edit: Spoke too soon what a joke of a free to dixhead

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Thankfully Palpepper has a very small brain...



We haven't improved at all.

Time to [censored] right off Goodwin

 

North licking their lips at pick 1

The kicking skills are atrocious..  Oliver last 5 kicks inc last game have been turnovers! We’re was the star studded over invested defence defending????


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