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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Port Adelaide

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2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Salem used to be a star.

Playing junior footy maybe.

Edited by Fork 'em

 

Please have mercy on us poor Melbourne supporters locked in our homes down here in Victoria watching this horror show, surrounded by a growing enemy we cannot see and cannot fight.

Put up a fight Demons! Show us you care.

Well done Hannan you [censored] Id iot

 

Christ, you almost have to laugh. It’s that bad. 
 

cue the sack Goody thread


That should not be given a 50m penalty

Edited by Meggs

That is not a 50. We suck but are not being given a fair crack.

 

Hey you seem to get a lot more points when its kicked between those two big white posts. Wtf?


Officially a joke. 
 

how good is Fritsch. Missed McDonald with a 40 metre pass. Fumbles. Knocks it on to Port player

Oliver reported. If he's suspended it might actually be a good - he'll have time to practice his kicking...

Goalless half coming up in clear conditions in a game with little physical pressure against average opposition. Absolutely inexcusable. If Goodwin survives this year then the club may as well fold. What a disgrace.


1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

Can we please give Harmes a concussion test.

And Montreal cognitive assessment 

Gawn gets physically shoved to the ground after taking an uncontested mark, the Port player takes a mark and Hannan runs into him and it's 50. F--- off.

The problem is Prime time free to air games.
Put us on and we're Forken embarrassing.

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2 minutes ago, Radar Detector said:

Harmes is useless

Needs to be dropped, Hannan too....

 


Umpires mustve had a talking to at qtr time for not giving port enough frees. 

Had to switch off. That there is insulting to us.

All week : "Melbourne have turned a corner"....

Hahaha now Port practising different game plans agains us because they can.

It doesn't get lower than this.

 
1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

That is not a 50. We suck but are not being given a fair crack.

It's half time and we havent kicked a goal. The umpires suck but there is not excuse here.


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