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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Port Adelaide

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Not only are we kicking to the deep forward pocket, we are kicking to 2x opposition players on their own in the deep forward pocket. Ffs.

 
4 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

This is not game plan

It's poor execution 

Pretty sure they've got us covered

 

Another goalless quarter. 


2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Worst kicking team in the AFL by an absolute mile. 

and handballing just as bad

 

How many goalless quarters under Goodwin?


Just now, Diamond_Jim said:

Pretty well everyone gives Goodwin a coaching lesson

And yet he refuses to learn. Get rid of him.

The standard goaless quarter. Ridiculous. 

Lol. This kick is the exact reason why watching Melbourne is about as fun as getting anally probed. 

That was a certainty


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

To two opposition. 

Cause thats how we roll.

 

Its unacceptable that this lack of connection week in week out is still happening g 2 years and counting.

 


I really wish Jackson would just take the shot himself.  He's so intent on passing it off that he's ignoring his opportunities.  He was wide open there with all the time in the world to wheel and line up a shot, and he passed back out of the 50 to a teammate under more pressure than he was. 

Screw you negative bastards.

Jay Lockhart sticking it up the detractors.  Great first term from him.

 

 

 

That's all I've got...

 

Outstanding quarter from Lockhart.

Otherwise rubbish.

1 minute ago, McQueen said:

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Disgusting, but I laughed out loud 


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