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NON MFC: Round 07

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The Dogs best footy is very good, while I don’t like the Dogs very much I love anybody beating Essendon. I hope it continues 

 
 

Interesting that the commentators didn’t say much negative about Essendon during that quarter. If it was us they’d put the boot in. I guess they don’t want to offend their large number of fans. 

6 hours ago, loges said:

Bruce's gushing commentary was next level last night.

He's not doing much better tonight. His gushing is towards the first gamer Weightman and "Duck, Duck, Duck ...."

Perhaps he could look at the replay and report back how many times he said "Duck" in a quarter? In which quarter did he say "Duck" the most? What was the longest interval between saying "Duck"? 


What a great quarter by the dogs. English has been great. Just hope they get another roll on, thrash the bummers and the bummers lose valuable percentage. 

 

49 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I wanted him over Pickett in the draft when the word got around that we were after a small forward in the first round.

Time will tell, but hopefully both will be guns and provide X-factor for the fans.

Progress report;

Weightman X, Pickett 0.

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2 minutes ago, Watts the matter said:

Came here expecting this and there we go. Assuming it's a joke.

No joke. He has the goods. 

Time we had some "truth in broadcasting"

1. Location of commentators

2. Crowd noise.... real or supplemented

And while we're at it gt rid of Bruce and BT. Bruce has notes a la his old Olympic days about favourite players. It's boring.

I don't need them to tell me "he kicks the ball forward" etc etc

11 minutes ago, bingers said:

He's not doing much better tonight. His gushing is towards the first gamer Weightman and "Duck, Duck, Duck ...."

Perhaps he could look at the replay and report back how many times he said "Duck" in a quarter? In which quarter did he say "Duck" the most? What was the longest interval between saying "Duck"? 

"CLEVER"


Bruce gushing over a bloke with four touches for the night because he 'covers the ground'.

I've heard it all now.

8 minutes ago, bingers said:

He's not doing much better tonight. His gushing is towards the first gamer Weightman and "Duck, Duck, Duck ...."

Perhaps he could look at the replay and report back how many times he said "Duck" in a quarter? In which quarter did he say "Duck" the most? What was the longest interval between saying "Duck"? 

angry looney tunes GIF

9 minutes ago, Nelo said:

No joke. He has the goods. 

Get out

30 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

peptides look completely flatfooted

Doesn't get much better than watching this mob getting pumped


5 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Doesn't get much better than watching this mob getting pumped

Thankyou Bulldogs!

Big old dent in Essenscums percentage on top of the loss.

11 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Bruce gushing over a bloke with four touches for the night because he 'covers the ground'.

I've heard it all now.

Has Bruce ever given ANB that kind of love he is the master of those games.

Essendon's percentage dropping by more 15 and going back down under 100, and likely dropping out of the eight, is always a welcome part of any round of football.

It's a note on the sheet abotu how long scoring this season has been, too.  Our percentage may look pretty rough at 87% but that is still only a 40 point margin.

Geelong's spot on the ladder is largely the product of their one good smashing... of Hawthorn.  Looking forward to us taking out turn!

 

Aah what a great 2nd half of footy to watch. Bummers lose a lot of % and drop a couple of spots. Sweet start to the weekend. 


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