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A few notes

tracs quads should be registered as military grade weapons of mass destruction. They’re Tony Martinesque

if there’s one thing I’ve never been surer of it’s that weid could parachute into a hot warzone surviving a barrage of anti aircraft munitions land offshore then frogman into shore and take out a platoon of enemy positioned on higher ground thereafter removing his helmet to reveal a perfectly coiffured head of hair. The man should register whatever he uses as military grade head protection
 

Rad photos . Any observers - can you comment on how at home the new draftees looked ?

Edited by Superunknown

31 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Weid has packed on some serious muscle.

Boulder shoulders!

 

Viney in runners and everyone else in boots?

Anything to it?

17 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Viney in runners and everyone else in boots?

Anything to it?

Well spotted Steve. 

Hard Goschs surface?


9 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

Have a look at the size of the mits on Rivers

54 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Well spotted Steve. 

Hard Goschs surface?

Goschs is quite soft it is sand based

Maybe precautionary, seen him train in boots 

Edited by Satyriconhome

Some serious morphing going on in the club. Weid has gone full-hulk as noted, but OMac has also baked himself some beefcake. Petracca also clearly living in a gym these days. Viney looks the most lithe I’ve ever seen him though. Less weight on the foot, the thinking there? Preuss is also looking a bit more Matthew McConaughey, a bit less “Bull” from Night Court. 

Weid has obviously been putting in the work,  I thought that was Phar Lap reincarnated for a second.

In magnificent condition indeed.


2 hours ago, McQueen said:

Viney in runners and everyone else in boots?

Anything to it?

He was in runners last week as well.

Slipping when turning sharply. 

Must be foot management. 

11 minutes ago, kev martin said:

He was in runners last week as well.

Slipping when turning sharply. 

Must be foot management. 

Clearly something he’s gotta live with now. 
Can only hope it’s not too severe. 

2 minutes ago, Skuit said:

I ran AVB's photo through an age-guess app and it came out as 47. 

Did you photograph his ankle?


9 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

Goschs is quite soft it is sand based

Maybe precautionary, seen him train in boots 

I preface this by saying I have no medical training, but I would have thought boots would be helpful rather than harmful. I would have thought that without stops, Viney would have to push his feet harder into the surface to stop from slipping and to get the grip necessary to push off in whichever direction he wants to go.

 

8 hours ago, kev martin said:

Anyone know about how Kade Kolodjasni is going?

Who?

2 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

I preface this by saying I have no medical training, but I would have thought boots would be helpful rather than harmful. I would have thought that without stops, Viney would have to push his feet harder into the surface to stop from slipping and to get the grip necessary to push off in whichever direction he wants to go.

 

Boots have very little in the way of cushioning or flex. Runners, on the other hand, generally have heaps. When the surface is dry, runners would deliver much less impact

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Jackson actually looks like a well built kid for 200cm and 18yo.  he should fill out nicely and be a beast in a few years

Man I'm pumped for the season to start!!  thanks for the photos DL!

what conditioner does Kossie use?  magnificent silky smooth locks!

15 hours ago, Cards13 said:

Salem looks nonplussed... the others "huh?"

Then the others are the ones who are really "nonplussed".

nonplus
 
verb: surprise and confuse (someone) so much that they are unsure how to react.
 
Similar: confused, bewildered, bemused, puzzled, perplexed, baffled, stumped, mystified, stupefied, muddled, befuddled, fuddled,
dumbfounded, at sea, at a loss, at sixes and sevens, thrown (off balance), taken aback, disoriented, disconcerted, discomposed, troubled, discomfited, unnerved, shaken, shaken up, dazed, stunned, surprised, astonished, astounded, flummoxed, bamboozled,
discombobulated, clueless, fazed, floored, foxed, bushed, distracted
 
noun: a state of being very surprised and confused.

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