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Melb 5 Carlton 7 lions 10

hes joking right?

9 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Melb 5 Carlton 7 lions 10

hes joking right?

Hmm. I genuinely wondered so put some thought in.  Only rationale I can see for it is a belief that the whole group of young 'ok-ish' or simply not yet ready players will mature into reasonable quality.  Think Marchbank, Weitering as tall defenders, McKay and Curnow as tall forwards, Petrevski-Seton, Dow, Stocker, O'Brien fleshing out the midfield.

Most of them are well below what might realistically be expected of them in the near future.  Right now that lump of so-so midfielders is very much plodding along with low posessions and not much impact.

But that's the only basis I can see for believing in their near-term future. From any other angle they look more like Richmond 2006 than Richmond 2016.

As for our rating - clearly Cornes has just done an average of our current and previous seasons, because realistically bleep knows what our real form line is for 2020.

 

I think there are some great people in the media who can provide some great insight and content but Kane isn't one of them, hard to take too much of what he says seriously.


Hard to take anything this guy says seriously, very reactionary in his opinions rather than looking at trends and analysing teams. 

Kane did tip us to win the flag in 2018, hence why he may have us ahead of the Blues

 

Kane Cornes' musings have always been incredibly, vitally important to me.

Since our last premiership

55 years

20,103 days

40,206 clock cycles

482,472 hours

28,948,320 minutes
Assuming we are currently at 5pm we are due for our next flag in 16 years. If we are at 5am we are due for our next flag in 39 years. 
 

 

Edited by america de cali


18 minutes ago, demonstone said:

Did you allow for daylight saving?

The clock is brought forward for daylight saving in the off season so we miss out on that. When it goes back to regular time in early April it sets our premiership clock back and adds another couple of seasons. Best to ignore daylight saving.

Edited by america de cali

The premiership clock made famous by Malthouse is outdated like any other single use clock.

 

I believe in what Kane says about our chances  in 2020 like a hole in the head.

There was always, l thought that he lacked something between the ear.s  No censored brain.

Well Kane good luck with your next prediction. I won't be reading it.

2 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

I didn't know Kane could read an analogue clock!

He’s half an hour behind in Adelaide so can’t believe he has Suns as flag favourites for next year!


1 hour ago, america de cali said:

Since our last premiership

55 years

20,103 days

40,206 clock cycles

482,472 hours

28,948,320 minutes
Assuming we are currently at 5pm we are due for our next flag in 16 years. If we are at 5am we are due for our next flag in 39 years. 
 

 

Most of us will be Dead by then!! Died of a Broken Heart!!

23 hours ago, Nelo said:

He’s half an hour behind in Adelaide so can’t believe he has Suns as flag favourites for next year!

Incorrect. He IS half an hour behind but being Adelaide , the year is 1957

23 hours ago, picket fence said:

Most of us will be Dead by then!! Died of a Broken Heart!!

It could be worse, you could have Double Kneemonia in both knees as in Osteoarthritis and stay alive...

7 minutes ago, dieter said:

It could be worse, you could have Double Kneemonia in both knees as in Osteoarthritis and stay alive...

Pretty close to that NOW!

Just now, picket fence said:

Pretty close to that NOW!

Buggar. There is no frickin cure. GLA:d only makes it worse, acupuncture does sweet niente minus a swear word, Panadol Osteo poisons your liver and kidneys, anti inflammatories, I.E. Anthrax tablets  ruin everything and minimise your capacity to self medicate with good plonks, it makes you swear alot and the missus always believes nothing else but that you're swearing at her, the dog cringes and hates it when you take her for a walk because you're always yelling, SLOWLY, GENTLE, I'M AN ALTE KACKA....


11 minutes ago, dieter said:

Buggar. There is no frickin cure. GLA:d only makes it worse, acupuncture does sweet niente minus a swear word, Panadol Osteo poisons your liver and kidneys, anti inflammatories, I.E. Anthrax tablets  ruin everything and minimise your capacity to self medicate with good plonks, it makes you swear alot and the missus always believes nothing else but that you're swearing at her, the dog cringes and hates it when you take her for a walk because you're always yelling, SLOWLY, GENTLE, I'M AN ALTE KACKA....

doesn't cannabis oil help?

Between bouts of Gout and worse.. Psuedo Gout the system takes a beating from time to time!

 
1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

doesn't cannabis oil help?

Daisy, you should know by now I'NOT ADDICTED TO ILLICIT DRUGS, OK?


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