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GAMEDAY: Rd 22 vs Sydney

Whispering_Jack
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7 hours ago, sisso said:

Could someone please explain to me why Im going tonight?

Because the pies and the beers are good for you. 

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    Wet weather footy is not our thing ( yeah yeah, ok, either is dry weather etc etc) but with the amount of dwarfs we have selected tonight, i have faith that we are at least in with a chance for the ground ball...

    Play along the ground and we have a chance to keep the loss under 5 goals.

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    16 minutes ago, Hell Bent said:

    Can't remember being less excited about watching our team. 

    Dees are favourites in the wet.....Load up on the Bloods 

    We will be creamed by the Swans tonight, I think. Any team with OMac in it is a disaster - even on the bench or the emergency list. 

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    Tonight is going to be interesting. 

    I’m really hoping Bancroft can build a solid innings because Warner has just flopped again. 

    Smith and Head to continue their great form once they come to the crease. 

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    Just now, McQueen said:

    Tonight is going to be interesting. 

    I’m really hoping Bancroft can build a solid innings because Warner has just flopped again. 

    Smith and Head to continue their great form once they come to the crease. 

    When do the jungle drums start coming for Davey?

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    Dragged myself out tonight to have one last dip at seeing a live win this year.

    Just got to the train station and the farkin train has been cancelled. 

    Omens much?! ?

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    If we have less clangers than the oppo, we win this game.

    The last time we won the Clanger count (as in less clangers than the oppo) was the Carlton win.

    Edited by Bring-Back-Powell

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    1 minute ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    If we have less clangers than the oppo, we win this game.

    The last time we won the Clanger count (as in less clangers than the oppo) was the Carlton win.

    Goody:  "Right-o guys, just don't f&@£ up!"

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    6 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

    Spargo playing in defence tonight.

    Goodwin channeling Beveridge with Caleb Daniel ?

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    10 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

    Spargo playing in defence tonight.

    Damn. Was hoping he’d take a few centre bounces while Gawn takes his quarterly 10 minute break.

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    5 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    Wow, where his missed tackles will hurt even more

    He's been working on his piggyback technique in the VFL and might be able to steer the opposition over the boundary line.

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    Edited by John Demonic

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    12 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    I believe there might be a full moon tonight for the supporters of both teams to howl at during the breaks in play.

    If it is a full moon ...

    Tuning in now with a cold Guinness ...

    Well, it's a Marvelous Melbourne night for Demondance
    With all the stars out in recovery up at Goscher's (with Crossy)
    A fantabulous night to make bromance  (Angus and Clarrie!)
    'Neath the cover of wintry August skies (at the ‘G under lights)
    And all the fans on the fan sites are railing (Match Night thread)
    To the sound of the sirens that blow.
    And I'm trying to please by calling in bets (Dees at a $1.70 for the win)
    Of every heart- beats true for the Red and the Blue
    And all the night's magic seems to shout and hush
    And all the footy boots light seem to shine in your (tackling) crush ...

    Howling Go you mighty Demons! (with more than a nod to Van the man)

    Edited by Tarax Club

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    22 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

    Spargo playing in defence tonight.

    I thought you were joking! 

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    Just saw on channel 7 that Spargo is playing back pocket.

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    Channel 7 again let themselves down. 

    No vision of bluey vs a minute of vision for polly

    they help the cause of making us an irrelevant club. (I know we do a good job of it ourselves)

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    Well done to all those dedicated Demonlanders that are attending tonight.

    Given the sparse crowd I hope you aren’t stuck with a loud and annoying opposition supporter near by and can enjoy the game.

    Go Dees!

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