The Misson effect

[buck_nekkid 5,848]

Interesting that the ‘Misson effect’ is spreading.  Ex-Demons Watts, Hogan and Dom Tyson all out for stints at their respective clubs.  Tyson now TBC with a calf.

[DubDee 25,717]

I heard Harley Bennell had a coffee with Misson 5 years ago too

the man's effect cannot be underestimated!

[Ethan Tremblay 30,840]

How is he responsible for Watts’ broken leg? Can we also blame him for Scully’s miraculous recovery? 

Edited July 9, 2019 by Ethan Tremblay

[praha 11,239]

4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Can we also blame him for Scully’s miraculous recovery? 

[dazzledavey36 54,478]

25 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

Interesting that the ‘Misson effect’ is spreading.  Ex-Demons Watts, Hogan and Dom Tyson all out for stints at their respective clubs.  Tyson now TBC with a calf.

This is stupid. Now we are just looking for reason to sink the boots into Misso.

Watts broke his leg in an accidental tackle? Whats that got to do with this stupid 'The Mission effect'.

[Nasher 33,613]

22 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

How is he responsible for Watts’ broken leg? 

 

5 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

This is stupid. Now we are just looking for reason to sink the boots into Misso.

Watts broke his leg in an accidental tackle? Whats that got to do with this stupid 'The Mission effect'.

Pretty sure the OP is joking guys.

[YesitwasaWin4theAges 6,691]

Im counting down the days until he is out of the club, 48 days and counting.

I think many inside the club would be too. 

Massacred our list.

Edited July 9, 2019 by Win4theAges

[Engorged Onion 10,215]

Just now, Win4theAges said:

Im counting down the days until he is out of the club, 48 days and counting.

I think many inside the club would be too. 

Massacured our list.

Portmanteau? Massaged and cured? methinks not.

[ManDee 7,133]

1 minute ago, Win4theAges said:

Im counting down the days until he is out of the club, 48 days and counting.

I think many inside the club would be too. 

Massacured our list.

I wish.

[YesitwasaWin4theAges 6,691]

Cute

Edited July 9, 2019 by Win4theAges

[Nasher 33,613]

6 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

Portmanteau? Massaged and cured? methinks not.

Massacred and manicured. He chopped all their toes off and painted the nails.

[Engorged Onion 10,215]

1 minute ago, Nasher said:

Massacred and manicured. He chopped all their toes off and painted the nails.

very, very good @Nasher

[At the break of Gawn 4,460]

If there’s someone better, they should apply soon...

[Smokey 4,389]

29 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

If there’s someone better, they should apply soon...

How many budding fitness experts from Demonland have applied I wonder  

[Lord Nev 13,512]

2 hours ago, Win4theAges said:

Im counting down the days until he is out of the club, 48 days and counting.

How do you know the exact day? Surely he announced it as 4-6 weeks....

 

[dee-tox 4,835]

Blame, of course, is one of the five stages of grief. Most Demonlanders have yet to move on to acceptance and hope stage.

With Melbourne's injury list being primarily made up of contact injuries, I wonder if the blame should be placed on the shoulders of Goodwin and his chaos ball game plan?

Will that make us feel better?

[Moonshadow 17,675]

I heard he broke Plowman's neck on Sunday too.

[TGR 1,367]

1 hour ago, Smokey said:

How many budding fitness experts from Demonland have applied I wonder  

I think most of them would have said to Joel Smith in the pre-season game, take the rest of the game off son.

 

That puts them in the short-list I reckon.

[chook fowler 19,447]

Burn down the Misson.

[buck_nekkid 5,848]

Apologies, I thought the sarcasm would be obvious....

[At the break of Gawn 4,460]

2 hours ago, Smokey said:

How many budding fitness experts from Demonland have applied I wonder  

I actually find it funny that this is on linked-in. I thought these jobs are just filled through connections in the industry. 

[Ethan Tremblay 30,840]

3 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

Apologies, I thought the sarcasm would be obvious....

No need. My sarcasm switch was obviously switched off this morning! 

[ProperDee 1,698]

The effect is real. Half our bloody players go missin’ every week!

[Demon17 5,188]

4 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

How is he responsible for Watts’ broken leg? Can we also blame him for Scully’s miraculous recovery? 

Give it time ET.

Someone on this website will dream up a scenario

[bing181 9,200]

16 hours ago, Win4theAges said:

Im counting down the days until he is out of the club, 48 days and counting.

I think many inside the club would be too. 

Massacred our list.

Yeah right. The one guy who kept his job in the FD under 3 different regimes (Neeld, Roos, Goodwin), and is leaving under his own volition to go overseas.

Worth noting that while Misson has been head-hunted a couple of times over a career in the AFL that goes back to 2001, he has never been sacked or "moved on".