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Right now, we are playing as poorly as we were in 2007-2009. Just seriously average, uninspiring, chaotic, structureless football.

 
Just now, McQueen said:

Two goals from his turnovers now. 

He’s useless. Absolutely useless. I’m done with him.

Just now, Moonshadow said:

Who the f is on Fyffe?!!!

Shut him down quickly or he will beat us single handedly 

Wagner?

 
Just now, praha said:

Right now, we are playing as poorly as we were in 2007-2009. Just seriously average, uninspiring, chaotic, structureless football.

Surely this is a coaching crisis now. Horrendous football. 

Hogan Navicular again?


please please please tom request a trade,you just got it ,sameol same ol

1 minute ago, McQueen said:

Hogan Navicular again?

Was it his right foot last time?

Relax guys. We are winning the inside 50s easily. What could go wrong??

 

Once endeavor puff out Freo are going to bury us. Putting aside individual players who have no skill our forward structure is completely non functional. Compare Freo entries loose players our alway cluttered with no avenues to goal. This has to be a coaching issue it happen every week. Our side is just so poor how the hell did this happen as no one at the club will ever put there hand up.

melbourne need to load the cheque book and get a decent coach

Still bombing into the forward line.

I bet we won the f50 entries again and lost the quarter as usual.


Security guards just came down to tell these 2 guys to stop yelling. And blocked everyone's view. Enough already. 

1 hour ago, ding said:

Probably a more likely result tbh.

Im no good for the Hogan part, he looks like he has done a mischief to his foot sadly.

Dees on course for my prediction though, nothing surer Ding! Go Dees!

Fyfe 12 disposals

4 minutes ago, stranga said:

Surely this is a coaching crisis now. Horrendous football. 

It's astonishing. They said Melbourne were in control half way through that quarter. Based on what? We never really looked like scoring.


2 minutes ago, layzie said:

Security guards just came down to tell these 2 guys to stop yelling. And blocked everyone's view. Enough already. 

What were they yelling?

Once again, disposal across half back is just terrible - under little to no pressure.

Those 2 kicks going forward from Tom McDonald were reminiscent of his days in deffence.

So uninspiring right now.

Poor effort from Demons so far. Losing contested ball and clearance easily. 

Add to that skills and it’s luck we are so close


10 minutes ago, P-man said:

He’s useless. Absolutely useless. I’m done with him.

He’s relentlessly bad today. ?

Hannan has no form.  Another rushed back?

Tom’s n Petty’s disposal Ugh

 

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