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Viney buggered shoulder. 

FML. 

 
1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Rooke and Chaplin need to be moved on at the years end. 

Don’t wait that long

 

Why the [censored] to do we kick it out of defense beautifully up the guts, then immediately look hard left and kick it directly to the wing in line with where you already are? You are now two kicks to get inside 50, where you were you are one???


Red rover. 

 

And with that goal, its season over for the Dees.

2020 Pre-season might as well start tomorrow.

 


Wow... just wow.  Not ONE  [censored] Melbourne player stays down in a marking contest.  Are you [censored] kidding me guys!  BASICS YOU PROMISED!  Basics!!!!

Game plan has literally just been play not to get smashed... No flow or ball movement at alall

Game over....Season over


I havent seen a single minute of the game.

It's been good for my blood pressure.

 

I'm tipping we are about to get hit by the floodgates.

Why are we playing the high zone [censored], more forwards than defenders so close to goal.

Why didn't Jeffy compete fro that mark at CHF ???

 he just stood back hoping.

How many times are we going to spoil each other in the marking contest! [censored]!!!


2 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

I’m turning off.

I’m cracking another can. 

McDonald just cant run....

 

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