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GAMEDAY: Rd 04 vs Sydney

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i have been thinking all week that we will get slaughtered tonight, and the late changes have made me feel even more certain that will be the case.

Wont be at all surprised if the margin is over 90 points. Yes, i actually believe that. As the game starts i will be sitting down at a nice restaurant with Faulty and our wives, about to tuck into a seafood platter.ย  Not even going to bother checking the score until we get home so it doesnt ruin our night out.

Good luck to everyone watching, i hope im very wrong.

ย The turnaround begins next round imo.

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56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hurling might be a more appropriate alternative Maze.

Hurling - is that what happens after a dodgy kebab?

Everything will need to go right tonight to get a win.

Starting with about 10 out of form players to wake up from their slumber.

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9 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Iโ€™ve just got back from 6 days of fishing and drinking beers.ย 

My body is knackered.ย 

I have tipped the Dees by 14 points tonight and will celebrate accordingly.ย 

You're getting old, Steve.

:roos:


Form line aside,ย Jetta is a bigย out.

Need to keep the ballย up the other end.

Somehow.

We will be FLOGGEDย 

Friggen ANB Sheeit!!! give me no pressure Jeffy, Or even newbies Chandler , or Bedford anyone but this limited player!

7 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Been sick all week and seriously doubtful my body isย up to the stress and anxiety footy causes it. I suppose Iโ€™m about to find out!

Straight into footy and beers, perfect.

ย 
6 minutes ago, picket fence said:

We will be FLOGGEDย 

Friggen ANB Sheeit!!! give me no pressure Jeffy, Or even newbies Chandler , or Bedford anyone but this limited player!

You do know ANB is not playing?

ย 

1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

You do know ANB is not playing?

You could argue that picket doesn't even know what month it is, let alone who is in the side.

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1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

You do know ANB is not playing?

Iโ€™d be somewhat surprised if he knew what day it was.

16 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Been sick all week and seriously doubtful my body isย up to the stress and anxiety footy causes it. I suppose Iโ€™m about to find out!

Take one of these, Nash

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13 minutes ago, P-man said:

Form line aside,ย Jetta is a bigย out.

Need to keep the ballย up the other end.

Somehow.

I changed my tip to the swans on the back Jetta`s late exclusion. Hore n Spargo in give me zero confidence.

Norm is still watching every move of this club...

Sleep well Mr. Goodwin...


Heeney to kick 5, buddy 4. Dees to kick 8.

3 hours ago, jules7 said:

This season is our worst nightmare, surely things will improve soonย 

The only way is up.

The combination of me working almost 50 hours in 4 days, Goodys lackluster presser, Swans at home and me sinking 3 Makers Marks before dinner means ill be waiting till tomorrow morning for the results.

ย 

Demon speed ladies and gents.


Regardless of what happens tonight, Cameron Ling is still the worst 'special comments' commentator ever.ย  Talks absolute rubbish.

ย 

I told the wife all week Dees onย Thus night. Keep the kids away from me... deaf ears and all asย Iโ€™m just about to put Mr 9 months old to bed. I hope when I watch Kayo from the beginning I see Dees playing well.

3 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Regardless of what happens tonight, Cameron Ling is still the worst 'special comments' commentator ever.ย  Talks absolute rubbish.

as he would say, inevitably, "i completely agree with you richo"


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