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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs Geelong

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Just now, Kelpien said:

Jones needs to go back to Casey. 

No...just retire

 
Just now, Kelpien said:

Jones needs to go back to Casey. 

Time to retire

it’s over....

 

I know it’s wet but are we the fumbliest team on the AFL?

Neal-Bullen is as useless as [censored] on a bull as a crumbing forward. 


This team is unrecognisable. 

1 minute ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Selwood just threw that..

Selwood can do whatever he likes. Just ask Cameron ( I am totally impartial ) Ling.

11 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Petracca seriously struggling for form. He’s looking like a bust at pick 2. Imagine if we had De Goey up forward! 

It's time to stop looking at him as a number 2 draft pick. He was rated the second best kid 4 years ago. It means diddily squat now. 

 

 

Fn duds

We are seriously over rated...by ourselves

FYI, we've scored 15 points since the 25th minute mark of the 3rd quarter last week.

 


90 point flogging coming up.

1 minute ago, McQueen said:

This team is unrecognisable. 

Bathwater poisoning will do that. 

8 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

We backed the wrong [censored]

Come on I can’t bel a$$ was censored 


Umpires want their cars untouched. Only explanation.

This is the sort of [censored] that makes you really angry. A guy taking a 70m run without anyone getting near him. 

We are so slow. This really is season over stuff. 

We'll lose by 100+. Bookmark it. When you give Geelong this much control in Geelong, they punish you.

 

So why the undue rush to re-sign Goodwin.. I'm just asking.. Seems like we panicked


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