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    The good news: only 2 demons picked

    The bad news: 2 very important ones! Maybe our most important defender and our most important forward. 

     

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    I thought the only certainty from the MFC to be picked was Nev Jetta...

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    On 12/13/2018 at 10:00 AM, Demonland said:
    • 4 Teams hand picked by 4 Captains.
    • One team will be an All Indigenous side captained by Eddie Betts called Team Skill.
    • One team will be captained by Patrick Dangerfield and will be called Team Speed.
    • The AFL will pre-select 100 players of which the 4 captains will pick 10 players for their teams. 

     

    For once I will be quite happy for us to sit this one out.

    This motif looks like a Klingon "Bird Of Prey"

    Bulltish Idea by the brainiacs at AFGilligan Can you just imagine a Paddy Dangerfield or other "Star"suffering a season ending injury in this meaningless concept!??

    Clubs will be ropeable.Happy if NONE of our players are involved.

    Rubbish concept! 

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    6 minutes ago, brendan said:

    So nev designed the jumper but didn’t get picked lol

    I’d suggest it was a case of Nev not wanting to play. 

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    2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I’d suggest it was a case of Nev not wanting to play. 

    Yea I did think maybe he didn’t put his hand up, would love to know who did nominate and who got overlooked 

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    Worst thing about TMac being picked is Reiwoldt picking him as a Ruckman. Can't be good for the toe

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    19 minutes ago, Good Lord George said:

    Worst thing about TMac being picked is Reiwoldt picking him as a Ruckman. Can't be good for the toe

    What happens if a player declares himself unfit to play on the night?

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    From the club of the player who withdraws?

    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    I'd imagine they'd have a few spares ready to go. 

     

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Only two Demons. ?

     

    1 hour ago, Demonland said:

    Only 2 Dees. Good result.

     

    1 hour ago, DeeSpencer said:

    The good news: only 2 demons picked

    The bad news: 2 very important ones! Maybe our most important defender and our most important forward. 

     

     

    14 minutes ago, Chelly said:

    What happens if a player declares himself unfit to play on the night?

    I wouldn't be surprised if both pulled out.

    TMac - Toe

    May - Hamstring tightness

    Well, I guess I can live in hope.

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    1 hour ago, brendan said:

    So nev designed the jumper but didn’t get picked lol

    Happy , happy , happy  face

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    OMG I missed it all

    Devastated.  

    Do the highlights appear on YouTube?

    ???

    PS was this carp actually on live TV?

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    Am I the only one who thinks thinks abomination/aberration....is some sort of total [censored] ?

    Just asking 

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    8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Am I the only one who thinks thinks abomination/aberration....is some sort of total [censored] ?

    Just asking 

    i think you must be the only one who doubts that he is the only one........?

    just saying

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    3 hours ago, DeeSpencer said:

    The good news: only 2 demons picked

    The bad news: 2 very important ones! Maybe our most important defender and our most important forward. 

     

    So if McDonald and May happen to line up against one another, they need to remember the advice of a coach I once had gave us during an intra-club practice match - "Go hard and create a contest, but don't f#*%ing kill your team mates!"

    Could be interesting to see what kind of form and physical shape May is in though and how he goes on the likes of Hawkins, Cameron and Riewoldt at the moment.

    Edited by Rodney (Balls) Grinter

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    1 hour ago, monoccular said:

     

    OMG I missed it all

    Devastated.  

    Do the highlights appear on YouTube?

    ???

    PS was this carp actually on live TV?

    It was on delay.

    I gave up after watching the middle half of it.

    Now there is 30 wasted minutes of my life I won't get back.

    About the biggest thing I took away from it is what a punchable head Patrick Dangerflog has.

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    Only the Indigenous team can select Indigenous players? Goodbye inclusion. Welcome back racial segregation. Whose idea was that?  

    Why not go all out and call the teams The Landowners,  the First Fleet Floggers, the Botany Bay Burglars and the Port Jackson Pirates? 

     

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