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GAMEDAY - Preliminary Final vs Eagles

Neitz the Great
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41 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

The Imodium, Maxolon and nexium are flowing at this house, along with some medicinal single malt of course.

Shhheit  Chook Sounds like the same effect that Embalming Fluid takes the form of!!

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2 hours ago, Smokey said:

will be watching from my local pub in Bungendore with guernsey on and barracking like I’m at Optus. Go dee’s!!!

Bungendore? You legend. Bungendore is a great little town. Have one for me.

May have received an omen. I was walking down by the Yarra at Abbotsford and I saw a big tiger snake about an hour ago. Never seen a snake in the area for decades.  

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24 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I’m feeling sick and this day is dragging on. 

Can we fast forward to 6pm so I can choose which type of crying I need to undertake? 

Heartfelt and spontaneous is best!

Gotta say just worried about trigger happy Umpires and the inevitable sheeit decision which could cost the game!!


So, so nervous. Have managed to resist checking Demonland until now-LOL.

Family coming to watch have got an epic meal prepared for this evening (aka Christmas Day) just trying to keep busy ?

Wearing same outfit as worn to the last two finals!

C'mon Dee's!❤️?

 

 

Edited by Sparkledemon

 

I'm as calm as can be expected in the circumstances ........... which equates to hideously nervous.

35 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

Calmly watching my bees in the back paddock. Contemplating staying here all arvo as each time I’m inside I get nervous ?

I've got a hive of natives and honey bees to Gorgoroth. They're cool but now resorting to bevvies to keep me calm.


Oh God I feel sick right now. The next 3.5 hours is going to be torturous!

I can't even describe the emotions I've gone through over the last fortnight but I can't imagine the type of elation I'll feeling if we get the job done. 

Really hope they go after Darling hard early. He went soft as butter in the GF a few years ago once the pressure was applied by Hawthorn. Practically shat his sacks when the going got tough. If we can get their 'Twin Towers' off balance early, it could throw their entire team into disarray.

Big job ahead of the boys but whatever happens, so long as they give their all, I'll be a very proud Dee tonight.

4 minutes ago, Mr Steve said:

From Bruce McAvaney back in May this year. 

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For once in your life Bruce, I really hope you're on the money! 

Fed Square is looking pretty sweet! Lots of red and blue, heaps of energy. Tons of sunshine, too - it's a perfect day for a rousing win by the Dees to storm into the GF!!! ?? @CityDee

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3 minutes ago, Brownie said:

I've got a hive of natives and honey bees to Gorgoroth. They're cool but now resorting to bevvies to keep me calm.

Nice. I’ve been trying to attract a new swarm and I think some Carniolan honey bees might be moving in.


7 hours ago, AmsterdamDeesFan said:

So nervous. Gonna try get some shut eye, game is at 720am here. Zero confidence, but filled with hope.

Where are you watching it? Coccos??

20 minutes ago, america de cali said:

May have received an omen. I was walking down by the Yarra at Abbotsford and I saw a big tiger snake about an hour ago. Never seen a snake in the area for decades.  

They are super dangerous snakes and can actually chase you. Extremely unusual to see one in Melbourne.

Can’t see us winning this one. Not sure if it’s just nerves or what. 

5 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

They are super dangerous snakes and can actually chase you. Extremely unusual to see one in Melbourne.

There are heaps of them by the river in abbottsford- used to walk my dogs there off lead until the locals let me know.

Just now, CityDee said:

There are heaps of them by the river in abbottsford- used to walk my dogs there off lead until the locals let me know.

Really? Wow, i really never heard of that. Very common in Central Victoria, but didnt know you could get them in Melbourne.


Don't think Ed wants to play us next week. 

 
Just now, Jaded said:

Will vomit. 

Completely with you Jaded!


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