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The Other Preliminary Final

Diamond_Jim
in Melbourne Demons

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6 minutes ago, Frustrated Demon said:

Pies will win the big one next week if they are playing the Eagles

But they won't be ... ;)

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    2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    What the hell? Im at the storm game and just saw the score. The game is over.Richmond can't come back from that.

    Who is rance on? Has bucks made him play 1 on 1?

    Both Cox and De Goey are smashing him

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    According to Bruce, Howe has been phenomenal. 8 touches (2 marks). Bruce is done. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    According to Bruce, Howe has been phenomenal. 8 touches (2 marks). Bruce is done. 

    Bruce swallows his own happyjiz.   He gets sucked in by the emotion of it all.  He is not a rational analyst

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    16 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    Martin can’t move.

    Isn't it Booooootiful ;)

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    Best half of footy I've seen this year from a team. Impressive.

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    Honestly, it's Collingwood's night. There is NO way, absolutely NO way they play like this two weeks in a row. I am absolutely astonished how everything is just working for them and how they are doing hardly anything wrong. If we beat West Coast tomorrow, I am confident we beat magpies next weekend. 

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    I know it's wrong, but I'm not sure I want us to win tomorrow now, I couldn't take losing to Collingwood in a Grand Final.  (Tongue in cheek).................Sorta. Although beating Geelong, Hawthorn and Collingwood in succession, to win a flag,  would be truly orgasmic.

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    WTF is Derm wearing? I like to discuss the important issues. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    Richmond have won so many games at the G, that bubble was bound to burst some day. Worst time for them! ?

    This is giving me more belief for tomorrow, we bring in winning form off a week off for them (which means less now). If we bring the same pressure we have for the first two finals we will be up to our necks in it no matter what happens. 

    Pressure is everything in the finals. 

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    1 minute ago, Allus Monk said:

    We will need a plan for Cox. J Smith in this week may be a godsend. 

    I wish, J Smith if he brings a motorized step ladder, with that sort of delivery we will need Gawn dropping back. Every pie is up and about.

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    2 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

    Bruce swallows his own happyjiz.   He gets sucked in by the emotion of it all.  He is not a rational analyst

    Gotta admire his recovery though. Most blokes are one and done but Bruce keeps getting it up for another climax, all night.

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    The football gods are cruel. How can they do this to me in a year when the Demons are fighting it out for the flag? Pies in the GF!?!?! It's a bad dream. Oh god we had better beat WC and then the Pies or it's all for nothing.

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    21 minutes ago, GCDee said:

    Yeah Martin looked rooted

    He went straight forward after the opening bounce. As Collingwood got on top he didn't get moved back into the middle.

    It's funny how Richmond look so different when their stars are down. They haven't had to deal with those players being out of the side or even out of form.

    18 minutes ago, Wollongong Demon said:

    How did richmonde beat us?

    Pull the other one, they've beaten pretty much everyone all year and they haven't lost at the G for 18 months.

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    Has anyone else noticed how well this game has been umpired? Just about the perfectly umpired game of AFL footy. Please let them umpire this way tomorrow so we can fairly and squarely work out who deserves the big dance.

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    16 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    WTF is Derm wearing? I like to discuss the important issues. 

    See, it's that sort of insight that makes you my favourite poster. 

    Edited by Maxwell Edison MD
    Half-wit can't spell.

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    1 minute ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    How are the Storm going. I’m bored by this.

    Storm 20 - 0 HT....

    Go Storm

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    5 minutes ago, Maxwell Edison MD said:

    I know it's wrong, but I'm not sure I want us to win tomorrow now, I couldn't take losing to Collingwood in a Grand Final.  (Tongue in cheek).................Sorta. Although beating Geelong, Hawthorn and Collingwood in succession, to win a flag,  would be truly orgasmic.

    This is my exact thoughts. Imagine Eddie celebrating with his two little dweebs as we lose to the Pies in a granny. God no, just no.

    Edited by wheaters31

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    Hey ... haven't we been told all year that Richmond are invincible? How can the best team of the last 10 20 30 50 100 years not be in the GF?

     

    Meanwhile. I didn't need the reminded, but f***ing Christ I hate Collingwood.

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    2 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    How are the Storm going. I’m bored by this.

    Storm up 20-0. Its a good prelim

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