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Camp wars

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They look like extras in a "Village People " video set

no wonder they need some counselling

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    Tex Walker is a huff and puff SANFL player at best. How he's captain of an AFL club baffles me.

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    I'm guessing this is to do with the 'big' press conference they were holding at the G today.

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    56 minutes ago, jackaub said:

    They look like extras in a "Village People " video set

    no wonder they need some counselling

    more like zombies from the village of the dead

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    1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

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    Best thing to retort...all link arms/shoulders and have a right old kick up can-can style to take the pizz out of them ;)

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    Micheal Jacksons "Thriller" springs to mind....

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    18 minutes ago, layzie said:

    I'm guessing this is to do with the 'big' press conference they were holding at the G today.

    ....um....now why would they be holding a press conference at the G? They can go to their own ground......No Crows.....no MCG for you this year.

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    CAMP CHAOS

    might be a more appropriate headline

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    5 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    ....um....now why would they be holding a press conference at the G? They can go to their own ground......No Crows.....no MCG for you this year.

    It was Collective Minds holding it. They're based in Melb I think. 

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    19 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    Micheal Jacksons "Thriller" springs to mind....

    Macho Man .... Blow them kisses and a wink ;)

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    Change the thread title .I thought this was a story about handbagging.

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    To camp or not to camp that is the question, you might want to put that to the crows.???

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    3 hours ago, jackaub said:

    They look like extras in a "Village People " video set

    no wonder they need some counselling

    Why are people disparaging the Village People ?? 

    If we have to meet the West Coast in the prelim, I will do what the Village People suggest and ' Go West ' ( 

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    Background: A 'cult-like’ pre-season camp debacle left senior Adelaide Crows players distressed

    Entitled the ‘Mankind Project’ and run by Collective Minds, players were asked to complete emotionally upsetting questionnaires, as well as a variety of tasks that sources say also had at least one assistant coach questioning the merits of the mental elements of the camp.

    Now read on ...

    My (very) weird weekend with the naked woodland warriors who travel to remote England to 'reclaim their masculinity'

    I have signed up to the ManKind Project, an all-male group boasting 1,700 UK members that aims to release men's 'inner warrior' and reclaim their masculinity.

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    It is only getting worse as more details come out.  

    According to this article, Collective Minds were ditched early in the season, which led to some wins, before Pyke brought them back the week before the Alice Springs game...

    https://www.canberratimes.com.au/sport/afl/crows-camp-crisis-pyke-ignored-players-wishes-with-collective-mind-20180827-p5003j.html

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    Jeez Sam McClure really loves digging up the dirt on Adelaide. 

    I’m actually a big fan of those Collective Minds people. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    6 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

    Can you teach our boys to line up like this @Ethan Tremblay

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    It just comes naturally I don’t know if it’s something you can teach. They’ll need to wear a satchel, it helps with the overall look. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    10 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Jeez Sam McClure really loves digging up the dirt on Adelaide. 

    I’m actually a bit fan of those Collective Minds people. 

    You must work for them, this collective minds are a joke nothing good came from them, they are what they call quacks, frauds pretending to be psychologist when none of them are  qualified.

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