Engorged Onion 10,226 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Sure I'll get howled down here - and maybe told to f-off and go find another forum... and that's great. BUT I can't help but roll my eyes at some of the trash the comes up with 13yo kid versions of club names Essendrug for example, or $hitihad Stadium. Now most of the posters on here can be bloody hilarious at times. (I'm not one of them) and figured some of you would have some gold. So I thought I'd get the ball rolling..(really putting myself out on a limb here). GWS = Demitriou's Franchise WCE = (methcoke is ok) Western Bulldogs = 2016's Flavour of the Year. You get the idea... feel free to add some input. If anyone has ever read The Fiver in The Guardian, you'll know what I mean.
praha 11,268 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Etihad Stadium - Eitherpes Collingflog Essendrug Hawthorn Dawks or Whoreforn St Kilda 'Aints Norf Ninthmond Fweo Sid-a-knee Thats all I got.
TeamPlayedFine39 8,525 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 GWS = the first six swear words that pop into my head.
radar 1,867 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 GWS - West Of Greater Sydney swans - COLAs coll - skunkskins haw - wees and poos West Bull - scraggers, Footscray Geel - was the handbaggers
Engorged Onion 10,226 Posted June 19, 2017 Author Posted June 19, 2017 Not that I sign off on any of these - but personal preference so far Swans's = Cola's Freo = Wanchors GWS = the first six swear words that pop into my head. Carton = Carltank
daisycutter 30,022 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 ninthmond = ferals colliwobbles = filth =colonwood carltank = scum essendrug = essenscum = essington
Chook 15,080 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 The Enemy (applies to everyone, all the time, whatever the circumstance).
CanberraDemon 214 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Greater Wasted Sydney (aka Gold Wasted on $cully by Demon fans) Gold Coated Syndrome Essendone or The Bummers Meth Coast Whoreporn Adelaide Cows
ICU2 Jerry Jerry 257 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 West coast - Chemists Collingwood - Filth Norf, Flogs, Lookatme's, shitboners
Pennant St Dee 13,470 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Eagles -Meth Coast Freo- Dorkers North - Skintboners Essendrug Cats -Handbaggers Pies -Filth Carlscum Ninthmond
Sir Why You Little 37,481 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 GW$ Essendrug Carlscum the Filth Freefall Shockers Methcoke Chemists Whorethorn Ninthmond- Chokemond is a great one too Handbags The Bears
Rocknroll 1,010 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 GWS - giros with sauce suns - Gold Coast jazz don't know why but the are "the jazz" to me
Chook 15,080 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 18 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said: GW$ Essendrug Carlscum the Filth Freefall Shockers Methcoke Chemists Whorethorn Ninthmond- Chokemond is a great one too Handbags The Bears I think I heard this week that Simon Goodwin wants us to be a respectful footy club... Lucky that doesn't apply to supporters.
Wiseblood 24,637 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Adelaide - Bastards Brisbane - Bastards Carlton - Total Bastards Collingwood - Supreme Bastards Essendon - Cheating Bastards Fremantle - Bastards Geelong - Bastards Gold Coast - Irrelevant Bastards GWS - Orange Bastards Hawthorn - [censored] Bastards North Melbourne - Bastards Port Adelaide - Bastards Richmond - Ninthmond St. Kilda - Bastards Sydney - Bastards Western Bulldogs - Chucking Bastards West Coast - Bastards I think that's all the nicknames I know. These are generally used on gameday, though.
Moonshadow 17,678 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Nasher said: "Wanchors" That's down right childish and crass! Give yourself 30 days in the slammer for good measure Gnash
Biffen 12,949 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, Demonland said: What do other teams call us? She - mons or Simply "The Deeees" said in a posh girls voice.
Mazer Rackham 14,972 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Adelaide Native Birds Who Are Carrion Eaters, Ugh Brisbane Powerful Queens of the Animals (Oh All Right, Kings Too) Carlton Chronic Sufferers of Anxiety, Withdrawal and Sadness Collingwood Beautiful Native Birds Who Don't Harm Anyone Except In Nesting Season So Take Precautions But It's All Your Fault for Threatening Them Essendon Disgraceful Warmongers and Child Killers Fremantle Oppressed Unskilled Minimum Wage Workers Geelong Introduced Destroyers of Native Fauna Gold Coast Glorious Symbols of Our Pagan Goddess Greater Western Sydney Dominating And Oppressing Male (Probably) Abusers Of Lesser Powerfulled People Hawthorn Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey Melbourne Hideous Unspeakable Evil ....... THINGS North Melbourne Peaceful Native Herbivores Port Wasteful Polluters and Destroyers of the Natural Environment Richmond Beautiful Endangered Animals (Unfortunately Also of Prey) St Kilda Sanctimonious Self Righteous Proselytisers Sydney Graceful Aquatic Native Birds Who Nurture Their Young West Coast Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey Who Have The Umps on a [censored]' String Western Genetically Weak Victims of Cruel Inbreeding
ProperDee 1,698 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Gotta say one of my pet hates in the silly names given to other clubs. They make me cringe. I always refer to the opposition by their traditional names or sometimes shorten those names e.g. Dogs, Pies, Roos etc.
Engorged Onion 10,226 Posted June 19, 2017 Author Posted June 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, ProperDee said: Gotta say one of my pet hates in the silly names given to other clubs. They make me cringe. I always refer to the opposition by their traditional names or sometimes shorten those names e.g. Dogs, Pies, Roos etc. Well your moniker is 'Proper' so it's hardly surprising...
Engorged Onion 10,226 Posted June 19, 2017 Author Posted June 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, Ted Fidge said: Adelaide Native Birds Who Are Carrion Eaters, Ugh Brisbane Powerful Queens of the Animals (Oh All Right, Kings Too) Carlton Chronic Sufferers of Anxiety, Withdrawal and Sadness Collingwood Beautiful Native Birds Who Don't Harm Anyone Except In Nesting Season So Take Precautions But It's All Your Fault for Threatening Them Essendon Disgraceful Warmongers and Child Killers Fremantle Oppressed Unskilled Minimum Wage Workers Geelong Introduced Destroyers of Native Fauna Gold Coast Glorious Symbols of Our Pagan Goddess Greater Western Sydney Dominating And Oppressing Male (Probably) Abusers Of Lesser Powerfulled People Hawthorn Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey Melbourne Hideous Unspeakable Evil ....... THINGS North Melbourne Peaceful Native Herbivores Port Wasteful Polluters and Destroyers of the Natural Environment Richmond Beautiful Endangered Animals (Unfortunately Also of Prey) St Kilda Sanctimonious Self Righteous Proselytisers Sydney Graceful Aquatic Native Birds Who Nurture Their Young West Coast Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey Who Have The Umps on a [censored]' String Western Genetically Weak Victims of Cruel Inbreeding Brilliant @Ted Fidge
Clintosaurus 7,953 Posted June 19, 2017 Posted June 19, 2017 Carlton = Rapetank Essendon = Dirty Drug Cheating Bastards
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