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Nicknames for Clubs

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Sure I'll get howled down here - and maybe told to f-off and go find another forum... and that's great. BUT I can't help but roll my eyes at some of the trash the comes up with 13yo kid versions of club names Essendrug for example, or $hitihad Stadium. 

Now most of the posters on here can be bloody hilarious at times. (I'm not one of them) and figured some of you would have some gold. So I thought I'd get the ball rolling..(really putting myself out on a limb here).

GWS = Demitriou's Franchise

WCE = (methcoke is ok)

Western Bulldogs = 2016's Flavour of the Year.

You get the idea... feel free to add some input.

If anyone has ever read The Fiver in The Guardian, you'll know what I mean.

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    Etihad Stadium - Eitherpes 

    Collingflog 

    Essendrug 

    Hawthorn Dawks or Whoreforn 

    St Kilda 'Aints

    Norf

    Ninthmond 

    Fweo

    Sid-a-knee

    Thats all I got.

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    GWS = the first six swear words that pop into my head.

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    GWS -

    West

    Of

    Greater

    Sydney

     

    swans - COLAs

    coll - skunkskins

    haw - wees and poos

    West Bull - scraggers, Footscray

    Geel - was the handbaggers

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    Not that I sign off on any of these - but personal preference so far

    Swans's = Cola's

    Freo = Wanchors

    GWS = the first six swear words that pop into my head.

    Carton = Carltank

     

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    ninthmond = ferals

    colliwobbles = filth =colonwood

    carltank = scum 

    essendrug = essenscum = essington

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    The Enemy (applies to everyone, all the time, whatever the circumstance).

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    Greater Wasted Sydney (aka Gold Wasted on $cully by Demon fans)

    Gold Coated Syndrome

    Essendone or The Bummers

    Meth Coast

    Whoreporn

    Adelaide Cows

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    West coast - Chemists

    Collingwood - Filth

    Norf, Flogs, Lookatme's, shitboners

     

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    Eagles -Meth Coast

    Freo- Dorkers

    North - Skintboners

    Essendrug

    Cats -Handbaggers

    Pies -Filth

    Carlscum

    Ninthmond

     

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    GW$

    Essendrug

    Carlscum

    the Filth

    Freefall Shockers

    Methcoke Chemists

    Whorethorn

    Ninthmond- Chokemond is a great one too

    Handbags

    The Bears

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    18 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    GW$

    Essendrug

    Carlscum

    the Filth

    Freefall Shockers

    Methcoke Chemists

    Whorethorn

    Ninthmond- Chokemond is a great one too

    Handbags

    The Bears

    I think I heard this week that Simon Goodwin wants us to be a respectful footy club...

    Lucky that doesn't apply to supporters.

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    Adelaide - Bastards

    Brisbane - Bastards

    Carlton - Total Bastards

    Collingwood - Supreme Bastards

    Essendon - Cheating Bastards

    Fremantle - Bastards

    Geelong - Bastards

    Gold Coast - Irrelevant Bastards

    GWS - Orange Bastards

    Hawthorn - [censored] Bastards

    North Melbourne - Bastards

    Port Adelaide - Bastards

    Richmond - Ninthmond

    St. Kilda - Bastards

    Sydney - Bastards

    Western Bulldogs - Chucking Bastards

    West Coast - Bastards

    I think that's all the nicknames I know.  These are generally used on gameday, though.

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    2 hours ago, Nasher said:

    "Wanchors"

    That's down right childish and crass! Give yourself 30 days in the slammer for good measure Gnash

    :ph34r:

     

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    17 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    What do other teams call us?

    She - mons or  Simply "The Deeees" said in a posh girls voice.

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    Adelaide Native Birds Who Are Carrion Eaters, Ugh

    Brisbane Powerful  Queens of the Animals (Oh All Right, Kings Too)

    Carlton Chronic Sufferers of Anxiety, Withdrawal and Sadness

    Collingwood Beautiful Native Birds Who Don't Harm Anyone Except In Nesting Season So Take Precautions But It's All Your Fault for Threatening Them

    Essendon Disgraceful Warmongers and Child Killers

    Fremantle Oppressed Unskilled Minimum Wage Workers

    Geelong Introduced Destroyers of Native Fauna

    Gold Coast Glorious Symbols of Our Pagan Goddess

    Greater Western Sydney Dominating And Oppressing Male (Probably) Abusers Of Lesser Powerfulled People

    Hawthorn Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey

    Melbourne Hideous Unspeakable Evil ....... THINGS

    North Melbourne Peaceful Native Herbivores

    Port Wasteful Polluters and Destroyers of the Natural Environment

    Richmond Beautiful Endangered Animals (Unfortunately Also of Prey)

    St Kilda Sanctimonious Self Righteous Proselytisers

    Sydney Graceful Aquatic Native Birds Who Nurture Their Young

    West Coast Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey Who Have The Umps on a [censored]' String

    Western Genetically Weak Victims of Cruel Inbreeding

     

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    Gotta say one of my pet hates in the silly names given to other clubs. They make me cringe. I always refer to the opposition by their traditional names or sometimes shorten those names e.g. Dogs, Pies, Roos etc.

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    5 minutes ago, ProperDee said:

    Gotta say one of my pet hates in the silly names given to other clubs. They make me cringe. I always refer to the opposition by their traditional names or sometimes shorten those names e.g. Dogs, Pies, Roos etc.

    Well your moniker is 'Proper' so it's hardly surprising...

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    20 minutes ago, Ted Fidge said:

    Adelaide Native Birds Who Are Carrion Eaters, Ugh

     

    Brisbane Powerful  Queens of the Animals (Oh All Right, Kings Too)

     

    Carlton Chronic Sufferers of Anxiety, Withdrawal and Sadness

     

    Collingwood Beautiful Native Birds Who Don't Harm Anyone Except In Nesting Season So Take Precautions But It's All Your Fault for Threatening Them

     

    Essendon Disgraceful Warmongers and Child Killers

     

    Fremantle Oppressed Unskilled Minimum Wage Workers

     

    Geelong Introduced Destroyers of Native Fauna

     

    Gold Coast Glorious Symbols of Our Pagan Goddess

     

    Greater Western Sydney Dominating And Oppressing Male (Probably) Abusers Of Lesser Powerfulled People

     

    Hawthorn Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey

     

    Melbourne Hideous Unspeakable Evil ....... THINGS

     

    North Melbourne Peaceful Native Herbivores

     

    Port Wasteful Polluters and Destroyers of the Natural Environment

     

    Richmond Beautiful Endangered Animals (Unfortunately Also of Prey)

     

    St Kilda Sanctimonious Self Righteous Proselytisers

     

    Sydney Graceful Aquatic Native Birds Who Nurture Their Young

     

    West Coast Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey Who Have The Umps on a [censored]' String

     

    Western Genetically Weak Victims of Cruel Inbreeding

     

     

     

    Brilliant @Ted Fidge

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    Carlton = Rapetank

    Essendon = Dirty Drug Cheating Bastards

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