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The 2017 Membership Thread

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3 minutes ago, old dee said:

Ok my spread is 40.5 - 42.0 a reasonable spread as you say.

ah that's more like the new old dee, od

 
4 minutes ago, CBDees said:

Reluctantly I have to correct you by saying "we have a lot of barrackers out there" and they came out in spades in our last game of 2016 (when we could have made the finals)! Many of these were MCC members who were too tight to pay the extra for their MFC 'add-on'!

 

Sure. They are there. Just need convincing

this club has let them down for so long

59 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

don't leave it to chance.....ring them up and check

also hearing lots of stories of  late/missing mail re auspost

Hmm yeah might give it one more day then will give them a ring..

 
3 hours ago, old dee said:

There would need to be a large number of churn Dr. We have different opinions on what that number is.

Peter Jackson said when he first came on board that although the figures were similar to the year before we had actually lost about 8k members who didn't renew. That takes it to about 45k right there and that was just one year.

3 hours ago, danielE288 said:

Still yet to receive my pack nearly 2 weeks later.. Hopefully it comes before the weekend.

Yea check mate, I re-upped on the auto process took 6 weeks for the pack to arrive. 


37,025
That is 2,000 up on 10 days ago.  600 of that due to the fine efforts of our players and staff calling fans.
 
Prior to 2016 our highest membership was 36,937 in 2011.  Yes 2011!  So, a mini milestone was reached today! 
 
It won't be long before we break the 2016 record of 39,211 final tally :cool:  Then 40,000 is just around the corner. About the time of our ANZAC Eve game, maybe?

Edited by Lucifer's Hero

37,525

Absolutely storming towards 40,000.

Go Dee's!

Edited by McQueen

If we win Sunday I imagine we'll be teetering on the 40k line early next week. 

 
8 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

How many do we usually sign up at the first home game? 

6,000

Magari !!!!!


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

All I can see is a longer queue at the bar.

People asking where the toilets are

"haven't been here since John Northerley was in charge...Go Dees"

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

All I can see is a longer queue at the bar.

Probably one of the few benefits of barracking for a smaller club is not having to be part of the massive human migration to the G each week which is part and parcel of a Collingwood supporters lot. No waiting for beers, fighting your way through the toothless hordes or missing the first couple of minutes of the last quarter because you had to line up to use the loo. No, we are much more civilised lot. Quality over quantity 

And by the way BBO I enjoyed your contribution to the Demonland podcast although I was picturing you on the phone with your feet up, patting the lads whilst admiring your fishnet stockings. It was unusually disturbing 

52 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

People asking where the toilets are

"haven't been here since that John whatshisname was in charge...Go Dees"

corrected


35 minutes ago, george_on_the_outer said:

What a win does:

21 March

Saints 36,906    Melbourne 35,756

29 March

Saints 37,767    Melbourne 37,525

They have added 861 while we have added 1769. And that was their home game. 

 

Now this is brilliant.

1 hour ago, fndee said:

Probably one of the few benefits of barracking for a smaller club is not having to be part of the massive human migration to the G each week which is part and parcel of a Collingwood supporters lot. No waiting for beers, fighting your way through the toothless hordes or missing the first couple of minutes of the last quarter because you had to line up to use the loo. No, we are much more civilised lot. Quality over quantity 

And by the way BBO I enjoyed your contribution to the Demonland podcast although I was picturing you on the phone with your feet up, patting the lads whilst admiring your fishnet stockings. It was unusually disturbing 

Incorrect. I was wearing spandex tights with a fetching leather vest

2 hours ago, fndee said:

Probably one of the few benefits of barracking for a smaller club is not having to be part of the massive human migration to the G each week which is part and parcel of a Collingwood supporters lot. No waiting for beers, fighting your way through the toothless hordes or missing the first couple of minutes of the last quarter because you had to line up to use the loo. No, we are much more civilised lot. Quality over quantity 

And by the way BBO I enjoyed your contribution to the Demonland podcast although I was picturing you on the phone with your feet up, patting the lads whilst admiring your fishnet stockings. It was unusually disturbing 

Let me just say fndee that I have not yet heard the magnificent  broadcast debut of the bitter voice I can assure you that nothing will prepare you for the utter  horror of meeting such a degenerate.

3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

People asking where the toilets are

"haven't been here since John Northerley was in charge...Go Dees"

"Flowers gone bald"

"Which Healy is that, or is it Fidge"

30 minutes ago, Biffen said:

"Flowers gone bald"

"Which Healy is that, or is it Fidge"

"Aaron Davey has grown a beard and shrunk!"


39 minutes ago, Biffen said:

"Flowers gone bald"

"Which Healy is that, or is it Fidge"

Hahahahaha

"Brian Wilson is Captain..."

On 27/03/2017 at 3:59 PM, daisycutter said:

back to the old old dee, od?

That has to be a country and western song ... :)

I bought a reserved seat membership but obviously I won't have my card before Sunday, I got an email today with a ticket to print off so I can go Sunday but the ticket is just general admission doesn't have section or my seat number on it is that normal, I would like to sit in the seat I paid for 

 
49 minutes ago, brendan said:

I bought a reserved seat membership but obviously I won't have my card before Sunday, I got an email today with a ticket to print off so I can go Sunday but the ticket is just general admission doesn't have section or my seat number on it is that normal, I would like to sit in the seat I paid for 

Hint is to join/rejoin in 2016 not in the last few days.

My package was received ages ago and my brother and I (both longtime members) are taking our father (who only let his membership lapse this year) to the ground Sunday to celebrate his 92nd birthday by watching a Dees victory over Carlton! 

1 minute ago, CBDees said:

Hint is to join/rejoin in 2016 not in the last few days.

My package was received ages ago and my brother and I (both longtime members) are taking our father (who only let his membership lapse this year) to the ground Sunday to celebrate his 92nd birthday by watching a Dees victory over Carlton! 

Why did your father pull out after 92 years this year ?


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