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Mad Monday

Ted Lasso
in Melbourne Demons

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I am assuming that was/is today? 

has anyone got any pictures or links or anything?

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    7 minutes ago, Abe said:

    I am assuming that was/is today? 

    has anyone got any pictures or links or anything?

    I would imagine they'd be waiting for Casey to finish up before having their offical mad monday....

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    Very good point, i saw some RIchmond stuff online so i just made the assumption

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    4 minutes ago, Bay Riffin said:

    It started Saturday afternoon.

    After the Port Adelaide match

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    3 minutes ago, Barney Rubble said:

    After the Port Adelaide match

    Red flags went up as soon as big Maxy did his victory lap after that game. 

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    10 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Hopefully their Mad Monday drinks taste like they way played on Saturday - and it ain't from the top shelf.

    Or as weak as the [censored] pouring out here, never had Friday drinks after you have put in a [censored] week at work?

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    2 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

    Or as weak as the [censored] pouring out here, never had Friday drinks after you have put in a [censored] week at work?

    Are you going Saty? Can you post real time updates please?

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    1 hour ago, Abe said:

    I am assuming that was/is today? 

    has anyone got any pictures or links or anything?

    No Abe u r wrong, our MAD MONDAY was last Sunday against Carlton!

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    From Adam Cooney's article on Mad Monday:

     

    Hibberds and Melkshams: The animals of the group, rock up feeling the effects of the night before, nude by 12, abusing everyone by 2pm and home by 6pm. Great value.

    10-11am — Sit around enjoying each other’s company. Reasonably calm, eating chips and gravy and easing into a few pots (carefully avoiding your Hibberd/Melksham type operators as they’re already too far gone to interact with).

    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/former-bulldog-bomber-adam-cooney-reveals-what-really-happens-at-afl-mad-monday-celebrations/news-story/ed150be1de61e772a3b110f23d078883

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    A players  Mad Monday often follows a supporters Sad Sunday !! :unsure:

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    3 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

    Sorry BBO, been warned to play nice, so you and Moonie are wasting time with your baiting, hopefully you will get the same, as if

    Where's the fun in that Saty?

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Where's the fun in that Saty?

    There isn't, but may just go back to being a knowledgeable (38 years) footy watcher, with a bit of inside info and chat to pass on, besides which have a rule with the players that I don't approach them 'off duty' unless they approach me, so the stools are out, it will be just the discarded napkins and the odd cigarette butt that Max may accidentally leave

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Where's the fun in that Saty?

    Yeah I know...seasons over ffs...well   ...... did it ever really...... I mean....... 

    so's tomorrow's   Tormented Tuesday,  then Woeful Wednesday,Thoughtful Thursday, Frightful Friday, Such is life Saturday and So much for 2016 Sunday.

    sounds all too familiar

    All the playing's stopped in the playground now !!

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    3 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

    There isn't, but may just go back to being a knowledgeable (38 years) footy watcher, with a bit of inside info and chat to pass on, besides which have a rule with the players that I don't approach them 'off duty' unless they approach me, so the stools are out, it will be just the discarded napkins and the odd cigarette butt that Max may accidentally leave

    A genuine imbecile if still on the darts.

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    11 minutes ago, stevethemanjordan said:

    A genuine imbecile if still on the darts.

    Pretty confident he is not. That beard isn't very smoking conducive.

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    14 minutes ago, stevethemanjordan said:

    A genuine imbecile if still on the darts.

    AFL players love a social dart even during the season. Don't be surprised if he still has the odd one when out having a beer.

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    3 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

    Pretty confident he is not. That beard isn't very smoking conducive.

    True.

    Maybe the number of patches in his beard tomorrow will give an indication as to how wild today/tonight was/is.

    (confusing sentence)

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    2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    AFL players love a social dart even during the season. Don't be surprised if he still has the odd one when out having a beer.

    Some*

    They're not all 'Karl Normans' Dazzle.

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    22 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

    Pretty confident he is not. That beard isn't very smoking conducive.

    James Brayshaw reckons Maxy has a pack of darts buried in the beard.

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    Don't worry about the darts. Teamates are at risk of being chundered over.  

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    Geelong are always good with the outfits.

    Mitch Clark is going to rock up  dressed as an AFL player this year which will be a hoot.

    Can't wait to see what Terls brings to the table.

    Trengove was planning on going as Usain Bolt But that idea was quickly shut down by H.

    Pedo apparently will be coming dressed as Cardinal Pell.

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    2 hours ago, Wrecker45 said:

    Pretty confident he is not. That beard isn't very smoking conducive.

    Poster boy for "smoking stunts your growth."

    Edited by McQueen

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    2 hours ago, america de cali said:

    Don't worry about the darts. Teamates are at risk of being chundered over.  

    He hits his targets well though. Has a very high CE% Chunder Efficiency.

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