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Jake Carlisle

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Wonder if Roos will steer Taylor away from the Blues' fire-sale. Mental scars and all that.

I would keep even further from the Bummers fire sale: other than any who may have refused the injections.

(Or, unless they are somehow miraculously cleared before trade time.)

I was amused at hearing Maxwell on SEN demanding that everything should be dropped immediately. He kept on about a "clean slate" because it has dragged on too long - hey, Nick: who has dragged it out? Mr Hird and his associates of course. They deserve no mercy.

carlisle to the blues has been the hot word for some time.

hope they enjoy the two years he's banned from playing...

wouldn't touch any of the 'bomber 34' with a bargepole.

Exactly.

 

Wouldn't want a single soul on the Don's list. Z-hack maybe but not for the coin. The Blues however might throw up a few cheapies. If someone could sort out Casboult for cheap I'd be pretty chuffed, And if they're having a complete clean-out I'd take Simmo for a season or two (admittedly haven't seen them much this year though).

I'd say Mach5 is Maschy, which means he has very good sources at Geelong...

Just gave away his only credible cover.


  • 4 weeks later...

After he was telling opponents "this club is [censored]" after games a month ago - it was kind of obvious that he might want to have a think about possibly making a change...

 

Carlton get him and hes banned two years by WADA.

Laughs ensue.


Yeah nah no bombers unless they didnt inject although goodwin would know who they are!

Carlton get him and hes banned two years by WADA.

Laughs ensue.

that would be hilarious

Slobbo reporting that Ess would take a round 1 AND round 2 pick for Carlisle

Bwahaha hahha ahhhahhaaaa

What freaking planet are these idiots on. He'll walk to carlton for zippo, NADA, zilch!!

OMG what a club in denial. If my club traded me to the Bummers I would sue them for breach of duty of care!!

I don't think robbo is ever sober. he's a $hit kicker at best

I like that idea.

Carlisle to the PSD

Bombers get nothing.

Carlisle banned for 2 years.

Blues get nothing

It's perfect!


If we haven't spoken to Zaha I'd be [censored]

I like that idea.

Carlisle to the PSD

Bombers get nothing.

Carlisle banned for 2 years.

Blues get nothing

It's perfect!

Slobbo reporting that Ess would take a round 1 AND round 2 pick for Carlisle

Bwahaha hahha ahhhahhaaaa

What freaking planet are these idiots on. He'll walk to carlton for zippo, NADA, zilch!!

OMG what a club in denial. If my club traded me to the Bummers I would sue them for breach of duty of care!!

Essendon are crap to deal with. They want the world and expect everyone to pay overs.

Essendon are crap to deal with. They want the world and expect everyone to pay overs.

No different to Pies.

I'd take him as a backman

Not for a 1st rounder though

I like that you didn't wear your scarf, I like that Carlton have hit rock bottom, and I like that everyone is going to abandon the druggies.

I think we should make a play for Daniher or Zaha. Both should be clean, taking Daniher will rip out their hearts. Time to pounce and kick a dying dog

Jesse you have demonstrated exactly the amount of compassion our drug addled friends at Essendon deserve. None. Give yourself a gold star.

Don't need him - McDonald, McDonald, Frost, Dunn, We are set for a while...

 

Mentally soft

Yeah, and a bit high on himself. You can tell that Carlisle really rates himself. I'm not sure we need a guy like that.

Guy who pouts and whinges when the coach doesn't play him in his preferred position.

Um, sound familiar? Pass.


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