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So we have the Druggies and Norf.

Typical of the Demons luck, the bloke with the face that not even a mother could love has proved last week to be a fluke. At Shitihad stadium he has already had two shots, missed a set shot and the a snap from one meter out hit the post.

But 5 straight against us! Ah well, at least he'll always be the ugliest person in the room

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These commentators are making me much happier about our performance last week. Apparently Essendon's performance was superb against us. Given how close it was, we must have been just a little short of superb.

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These commentators are making me much happier about our performance last week. Apparently Essendon's performance was superb against us. Given how close it was, we must have been just a little short of superb.

There's certainly a few adjectives I could use to describe our performance last week, and superb doesn't fit into the equation. :(

North aren't even trying tonight and look clear winners. Aghhhhhhh!

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And they are missing them in perfect conditions as well which makes it even more annoying!

Yep, that Daniher pulled off that display last week in the conditions we endured.. well, it's the kind of thing that only ever happens to us.

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Wonder if the players have something on their mind? Perhaps the new evidence brief supplied by WADA to the AFL last night?

Oh did they, well mmm interesting...its not like the afl would give them the heads up or anything......(or in this case heads down).
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Daniher back to his inaccurate best. We have to be the most unlucky club in the AFL.

No

You make your own luck.

We kicked badly anything reasonable and what Daniher did would not matter.

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Oh did they, well mmm interesting...its not like the afl would give them the heads up or anything......(or in this case heads down).

Heed Gil's words of wisdom in his press conference today. "We need Essendon back being strong and winning games."

Says it all, really.

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Heed Gil's words of wisdom in his press conference today. "We need Essendon back being strong and winning games."

Says it all, really.

Yep and fits in with the numerous similar things he has said over the last year.

He is a disaster of the highest order.

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I'm sure Robbo's furiously scouring Jimmy's copy of the brief to find the slightest contradiction.

Nah he is not that clever. They are others that do that for the chief.

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Nah he is not that clever. They are others that do that for the chief.

I'm sure Jimmy sent Robbo a completely objective, unbiased summary of WADA's charges.

"It's all made up! They're out to get me! It's propaganda! Gil is being a meanie!"

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Daniher now officially on the protected species list at Umpire HQ.

Disgusting, pathetic, soft, [censored] [censored] free kick. All of one pinky finger on his back and he gets a free kick right in front of goal.

Meanwhile, forwards run at the ball and get held, pushed, shoved and bent over right in front of goal and the umpires do nothing. They are murdering this game, not the coaches.

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