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Training - Friday 12th December, 2014

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I'll knock this on the head, asked why he was missing, got three different answers from three different people, so it must be something private, let's leave it at that

I'm surprised that you continued to ask the question of two more people after the first answer you were given.

 

I was leaving it alone until you mentioned 3 different people had different stories about it.

Glad you didn't leave it alone after the first 2.

Exactly what I was thinking.
 

Whatever you do, don't look in that box.

The box under Satyricon's home that JKH may or may not be locked in?

I asked on two separate days, and one of the answers was not sure and told me to check with someone else, gee..... try not think too hard, you may hurt something, as I have stated prefer to get the 'real' reason for the absences, stops the rumours, overheard one 'supporter' who noticed he was missing that he must be on 'walkabout' classy


I asked on two separate days, and one of the answers was not sure and told me to check with someone else, gee..... try not think too hard, you may hurt something, as I have stated prefer to get the 'real' reason for the absences, stops the rumours, overheard one 'supporter' who noticed he was missing that he must be on 'walkabout' classy

No one gave a [censored] until you sprung out of the shadows declaring that there was nothing to see here.

Pictures on Instagram of him playing cricket was enough.

Now anyone that reads your post will wonder why he was (is) missing.

It's probably nothing, and I really don't care, but as rpfc said, you upped the intrigue when there really was none.

Yep, and yet another training thread gets well and truly derailed by the snipers.

 

LOL i love the training threads

they always end up the same way guaranteed

LOL i love the training threads

they always end up the same way guaranteed

I thought you only looked at the pictures? How do you know what we are talking about?


No, that's the other good thing, have a look at some of the photos from the hill run on Twitter, nobody holding back, also the 'professional' approach to the injuries etc, Harmes who had glandular fever, which really knocks you around, did the whole session today except the hill run, back at his playing weight and feeling really fit, praised the program he was put on

What's your twitter again TDI?

What's your twitter again TDI?

@imrightandyourewrong

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jfc! give it a rest

I wish you wouldn't refer to Saty in this way.

Even if he does resemble him.

Yep, and yet another training thread gets well and truly derailed by the snipers.

If DA, McQueen, DD and myself are snipers waiting in the shadows - we were playing cards when TDI came out and shot himself in the foot...

Training threads have a shelf life of two/three days - until the next one arrives - it is the only new threads we are all in during the offseason, unless Essendope and a Masturbatory Dom Tyson thread floats peoples boats.

Training thread starts, information gleaned, overreactions made, comment jumped on, thread derailed.

Rinse, repeat.

Yep, and yet another training thread gets well and truly derailed by the snipers.

Saty doesn't exactly cover himself in glory either.


Reasons why JKH was not at training:

1. Had to watch his cousin Ryan play against the Indians

2. Had to stay home to watch the space shuttle launch at the Kennedy centre

3. Is no longer training out of protest until his cousin Neil Patrick can legally get married in Australia

4. Quit the MFC when Roosy named Josh as the best Kennedy

5. Decided if Jack Watts gets 22 games despite never putting in that he may as well take a few weeks off pre Christmas

6. Is using demonland and the club to troll us all

7. Has a low grade infectious illness that could spread through the players and has been told to stay away from the club

8. Has a personal issue

9. Has quit footy to rediscover his cultural heritage by playing cricket with his private school mates in Kew

10. His biceps are now so large he's unable to run from the sheer weight of them

Were any of the players asked if they could explain Mitch Clark's absence from training this week?

Pictures on social media suggest he is struggling to adapt to the paleo diet as opposed to his fish and chip and beer diet.

Reasons why JKH was not at training:

1. Had to watch his cousin Ryan play against the Indians

2. Had to stay home to watch the space shuttle launch at the Kennedy centre

3. Is no longer training out of protest until his cousin Neil Patrick can legally get married in Australia

4. Quit the MFC when Roosy named Josh as the best Kennedy

5. Decided if Jack Watts gets 22 games despite never putting in that he may as well take a few weeks off pre Christmas

6. Is using demonland and the club to troll us all

7. Has a low grade infectious illness that could spread through the players and has been told to stay away from the club

8. Has a personal issue

9. Has quit footy to rediscover his cultural heritage by playing cricket with his private school mates in Kew

10. His biceps are now so large he's unable to run from the sheer weight of them

I tend to think either #7 or maybe has an important family/friends thing and asked the club for a leave of absence to attend. I don't see any great reason to imagine disastrous scenarios over such a small matter.


Were any of the players asked if they could explain Mitch Clark's absence from training this week?

I'm still laughing about him ironing his shirt on a wok...

LOL i love the training threads

they always end up the same way guaranteed

I thought you didn't read training threads.

"I only look at the pictures"...lol

Pictures on social media suggest he is struggling to adapt to the paleo diet as opposed to his fish and chip and beer diet.

Funny, coz people inside the cats think he's flying...

 

Funny, coz people inside the cats think he's flying...

Good point. But lets not forget that for two years insiders at Melbourne have told us half the list is training the house down ;)

Reasons why JKH was not at training:

1. Had to watch his cousin Ryan play against the Indians

2. Had to stay home to watch the space shuttle launch at the Kennedy centre

3. Is no longer training out of protest until his cousin Neil Patrick can legally get married in Australia

4. Quit the MFC when Roosy named Josh as the best Kennedy

5. Decided if Jack Watts gets 22 games despite never putting in that he may as well take a few weeks off pre Christmas

6. Is using demonland and the club to troll us all

7. Has a low grade infectious illness that could spread through the players and has been told to stay away from the club

8. Has a personal issue

9. Has quit footy to rediscover his cultural heritage by playing cricket with his private school mates in Kew

10. His biceps are now so large he's unable to run from the sheer weight of them

11. His acting career has suddenly taken off and on Friday he was in the middle of a s ex scene with Naomi Watts (jack's sister) for a new Hollywood blockbuster


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