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great post - but I note with interest that you are only an annual member not a life member.

I question your loyalty that you have only signed up for one year.

Before I realised that you had only signed for one year I thought your posts were valuable and insightful but now I believe they have little merit and will be no great loss if you decide not to sign up again.

I have heard a rumour that you are hanging out hoping to be picked up by a more successful fan forum like "The Punt Road End".

The good news is that if P-Man does go we can get a very high compensation poster pick and cherry pick posters from Saintsational fan forum.

(good job P-man)

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Best read on demonland for 116 days.

Take an extra 10 minutes at lunchtime and have yourself skinny latte.

And a better page to read than rpfc's manifesto.

I thought you were a full cream man, jazza ... :blink:

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Cheers all, glad you got a chuckle.

Bravo! Take a bow.

How long did you work on this for?

(*Genuine question, not being facetious)

(**honestly, I'm not)

(***seriously, I laughed)

Haha good. Half hour or so. Whipped it up whilst awake last night.

Song - damn, I knew I forgot something. Liking the cloud gif idea :)

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Excellent. But I can't believe 2 things so far:

I can't believe no one has taken umbrage and occupied a couple of pages of useless back and forth argy bargy. Well done so far DLanders.

I can't believe that if the colour of the sky is wrong, it's not somehow Jack Watts' fault. (And there's a little bit of self deprecation in that!)

Edit: spelling.

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the sky is blue, in my eyes anyway... fluid, prefer a low light blue myself, of the evening hue.

wrong colour for bbo, not enough amber in it for him/her, not sure. sunset hues for shore

daisy wants to know how to tax it, & make it work smart for him...

robbie f; just wants to own it, but for others to pay for him to take it home with him. 'he deserves it in his eyes', so he's just taking it.

eyebrows, working silently undercover behind the scenes, trying to turn the sky into a neck tie. a work in progress... ssshh. jkennett wants it cut up into pieces & sell it off to the highest bidders.

fan thinks its so random & inefficient, it lacks logical skills, & its a bit slow, old school. could be smartened up somewhat.

wyl wants it to pull its finger out & blow harder. except on washing day.

human headline wants to look down on the angry sky, but just can't seem to get up to heaven to do so ???

wilbur wants to serenade it & rock it baby.... what he wants to do to it after, worries me.

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Excellent. But I can't believe 2 things so far:

I can't believe no one has taken umbrage and occupied a couple of pages of useless back and forth argy bargy. Well done so far DLanders.

I can't believe that if the colour of the sky is wrong, it's not somehow Jack Watts' fault. (And there's a little bit of self deprecation in that!)

Edit: spelling.

Well of course it's all Jack Watts fault - just goes without saying these days. No point in harping on about it. Roos keeps sticking up for him so even though we all know Jacks to blame for the silly blue sky, it's ok because Roos says it is!

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I think rpfc would want to analyse and classify the sky on a number of criteria (for example hue, saturation, contrast, depth, air quality) to determine how our sky compares with the sky in 17 other selected regions of Australia. He could tell whether the sky at sunrise was brighter compared to the elite sky overhead, or the sky at sunset, and how much C-grade or D-grade cloud cover could be sustained before the sky stopped looking like sky we expected to have. Then we'd all have to move somewhere else because the sky was never going to look good again.

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I think rpfc would want to analyse and classify the sky on a number of criteria (for example hue, saturation, contrast, depth, air quality) to determine how our sky compares with the sky in 17 other selected regions of Australia. He could tell whether the sky at sunrise was brighter compared to the elite sky overhead, or the sky at sunset, and how much C-grade or D-grade cloud cover could be sustained before the sky stopped looking like sky we expected to have. Then we'd all have to move somewhere else because the sky was never going to look good again.

The question for many on here is not what colour the sky is but whether it's falling or not.

Bring on the Adelaide sky on Sunday. Let's watch it collapse and destroy the Power. Dees by 27. Blue sky thinking!

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The question for many on here is not what colour the sky is but whether it's falling or not.

Bring on the Adelaide sky on Sunday. Let's watch it collapse and destroy the Power. Dees by 27. Blue sky thinking!

hmmn, an Adelaide 'Blue Sky' do you think we'd have the resources to 'Mine' that Blue Sky?

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Given that it's multi-cultural round, and with some fusion of theme of this thread and the 2014 draft thread, maybe we should look at rookieing that Korean prospect... Song-sung-blue?

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Given that it's multi-cultural round, and with some fusion of theme of this thread and the 2014 draft thread, maybe we should look at rookieing that Korean prospect... Song-sung-blue?

& we could get Willie Nelson to sing about our years of pain & Premiership longing - Blue Eyes Cryin

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Hahahaha!! Totally superb Man,P. great laughs from Davao Philippines. Just survived a 3 hour crazy van ride along a coastal highway from Mati. A place worth visiting. But after that drive i needs laughs & Booze! :)

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Good work P man!!!

However, I have to admonish you for missing my old mate Stuie.

If I may?

Stuie

"The sky is blue at the moment but if someone else says it's blue - fu ck them, it must be green. And fu ck the green sayers too - they are wrong - it must be red.

I'll have a go at those bastards who say it's red too. Weak bastards, where is the evidence? My evidence is real evidence and it is right!

I say it's purple but Biffen says it's purple too - he must be stalking me. It's really yellow!

Fu ck all you bastards, I'm not going to post for a month just to teach you all a lesson"

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Good work P man!!!

However, I have to admonish you for missing my old mate Stuie.

If I may?

Stuie

"The sky is blue at the moment but if someone else says it's blue - fu ck them, it must be green. And fu ck the green sayers too - they are wrong - it must be red.

I'll have a go at those bastards who say it's red too. Weak bastards, where is the evidence? My evidence is real evidence and it is right!

I say it's purple but Biffen says it's purple too - he must be stalking me. It's really yellow!

Fu ck all you bastards, I'm not going to post for a month just to teach you all a lesson"

Lol

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