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Jack Watts - More Discussion (for those who haven't had enough)


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On the Footy Show Tonight.

I presume he is on the panel along side Brock McLean who is also on.

I bet he will say he wants to stay at Melbourne and loves the boys.

Will probably be asked about his relations hip with Neeldy.

Anyway just thought I'd give everyone the heads up.

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Not even having Watts on the show will make me bother to tune-in.

Reminds me of the Muppets, just not as funny.

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Not even having Watts on the show will make me bother to tune-in.

Reminds me of the Muppets, just not as funny.

No - the Muppets had something called dignity.

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A young player who hasn't got near reaching his potential, who has quite publicly had a swipe at his former coach and who is out of of contract and not wanting to sign until his struggling club get a new coach (ed) is going on the footy show.

God, Jack's manager must be a jack off of the highest order

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Thanks dees numero. I have not watched that program for years because of a particular imbecile who I despise. However, I will make an exception tonight to hear what young Jack has to say.

Hard to pick a regular who is not an imbecile on TFS Bitter.

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I presume he is on the panel along side Brock McLean who is also on.

I bet he will say he wants to stay at Melbourne and loves the boys.

Will probably be asked about his relations hip with Neeldy.

Anyway just thought I'd give everyone the heads up.

Almost, apparently they'll be separated by Blind Freddie.

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I presume he is on the panel along side Brock McLean who is also on.

I bet he will say he wants to stay at Melbourne and loves the boys.

Will probably be asked about his relations hip with Neeldy.

Anyway just thought I'd give everyone the heads up.

Good overview, probably don't need to watch it now :)

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Thanks dees numero. I have not watched that program for years because of a particular imbecile who I despise. However, I will make an exception tonight to hear what young Jack has to say.

Never stopped you reading the filth that Stuie writes on here.

Or the savage lunacy promulgated by others who shall remain nameless.

Life is too short for principles.

Enjoy that senseless,vacuous smut for what it is.

I for one, will forgive you as I watch Marngrook with my clean white boy soul intact.

i have invented Alpaca Jerkey ,which is a snack,not a breeding technique.

I have been importing it from Zimbabwe and it tastes so good i dont GAF if I'm putting Ozzie Alpacas out of work.

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It is amazing however, that some people quote this program as some sort of a (presumably reliable) source/evidence.

It truly is shiteful. Staged, unfunny and boorish.

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Never stopped you reading the filth that Stuie writes on here.

Or the savage lunacy promulgated by others who shall remain nameless.

Life is too short for principles.

Enjoy that senseless,vacuous smut for what it is.

I for one, will forgive you as I watch Marngrook with my clean white boy soul intact.

i have invented Alpaca Jerkey ,which is a snack,not a breeding technique.

I have been importing it from Zimbabwe and it tastes so good i dont GAF if I'm putting Ozzie Alpacas out of work.

Haven't heard from Stu of late. Struck by a thought maybe?

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A little like Biff's uncouth and smutty life at the Gat.

it's not all drugs and hookers you know-

we have our own seedy moments too.

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Haven't heard from Stu of late. Struck by a thought maybe?

Loyalty is clearly not the only trait he shares with our canine friends.

Oh well , you are what you eat.

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I need to listen to a clean cut young man like JW just to purge myself of your enviable despicable lifestyle.

Jack has had bad mentoring.

Freddy Cook,me, Rhys, Marty Pike and some mates will get him right.

The APS schtick is taking him nowhere.

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