Brilliant one-liners

[daisycutter 29,737]

Yep, thought so! Knew Reg quite well as a former MHSOB player. One of the great stalwarts of the club.

He was indeed very well known for his one-liners and I can still remember his voice as the boys would leave the after match social function to go chase girls at nightclubs along Fitzroy St.

Among his best quips .... "GO UGLY EARLY!!!"

btw rangey are you sure it was MHSOBs and not UHSOBs?

[Range Rover 1,935]

btw rangey are you sure it was MHSOBs and not UHSOBs?

I know he and Max both went to UH but later on one of Reg's sons went to MHS and played a lot of footy for the old boys there. Reg himself was a tireless helper around the club and such was his standing that after he passed the annual Best Clubman award was renamed the Reg Fairchild Medal.

Edited January 10, 2012 by Range Rover

[Demon_spurs 1,867]

He left the club with his head held high and his feet held higher.....Neddy Seagoon

[daisycutter 29,737]

I know he and Max both went to UH but later on one of Reg's sons went to MHS and played a lot of footy for the old boys there. Reg himself was a tireless helper around the club and such was his standing that after he passed the annual Best Clubman award was renamed the Reg Fairchild Medal.

So we'll make that UHSOBs (earlier) and MHSOBs (later)

I know he spent a lot of time at UHSOBs in the ealy days especially disappearing for days on end around GF time

a couple more Reggisms

"boarders to be bed, visitors to buggary"

"the 2nd thing you do after a trip is unpack your bags"

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,909]

"Remember you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did" - Groucho Marx in the Marx Brothers' funniest movie 'Duck Soup'. The line was allegedly unscripted and Groucho had to explain to the actress (Margaret Dumont) afterwards what it meant.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0023969/quotes

Reason for edit: Corrected quote and added link. Enjoy.

Edited January 10, 2012 by La Dee-vina Comedia

[Range Rover 1,935]

"Just when I begin to think you couldn't be any dumber ... you go and do something like this.

... And TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!"

- Harry Dunn (Dumb and Dumber)

[Sir Why You Little 37,125]

He left the club with his head held high and his feet held higher.....Neddy Seagoon

Harry "sir cumpherance" Secombe. What a great man.

[Demon_spurs 1,867]

Harry "sir cumpherance" Secombe. What a great man.

Ah Mrs Bannister, didn't I see you on the stairs

[hardtack 10,626]

Ah Mrs Bannister, didn't I see you on the stairs

not really a one liner, but another great Neddy Seagoon:

<sound of knocking>

"Who is it?"

"It's me!"

"It can't be... I'm in here"

[Sir Why You Little 37,125]

not really a one liner, but another great Neddy Seagoon:

<sound of knocking>

"Who is it?"

"It's me!"

"It can't be... I'm in here"

Hahaha! My dad had all the Goon Shows on Reel to Reel tape...great childhood memories there.

[Steamin Demon 392]

Fawlty Towers: Basil Fawlty, (two guests are speaking to Basil in German) "Oh, German. I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you."

[hardtack 10,626]

Hahaha! My dad had all the Goon Shows on Reel to Reel tape...great childhood memories there.

I have many in mp3 format... among them one of my favourites... an episode in which false teeth all over England are disappearing and mysteriously show up as castanets at a Spanish Restaurant.

[Sir Why You Little 37,125]

I have many in mp3 format... among them one of my favourites... an episode in which false teeth all over England are disappearing and mysteriously show up as castanets at a Spanish Restaurant.

Yes! Or the mysterious Batter Pudding Hurler....

[Sir Why You Little 37,125]

Fawlty Towers: Basil Fawlty, (two guests are speaking to Basil in German) "Oh, German. I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you."

Hahaha! Same episode ...Basil wakes up in hospital, looks at the nurse and says "My god you're ugly"...

[Steamin Demon 392]

Hahaha! Same episode ...Basil wakes up in hospital, looks at the nurse and says "My god you're ugly"...

Hahahaha or when the nurse comes in and says "C'mon get out" & Basil looks around the floor and says "sorry I thought there was a dog in here"

[Sir Why You Little 37,125]

Hahahaha or when the nurse comes in and says "C'mon get out" & Basil looks around the floor and says "sorry I thought there was a dog in here"

Basil to Mrs. Richards "The radio works...You don't"

[Macca 17,032]

From Woody Allen

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists ? In that case , I definately overpaid for my carpet."

"I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in 20 minutes . It involves Russia."

"I believe there is something out there watching us . Unfortunately , it's the Government."

"My only regret in life is that I am not someone else"

[Biffen 12,946]

I may be drunk ,Madam, but you are ugly .And In the morning I shall be sober .

[Range Rover 1,935]

"Something to remember when you're older Thomas ... never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart."

- Jack Nicholson in The Bucket List

[Jaded No More 68,973]

Best Homer quote ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0edCAOkdXgU

[Sir Why You Little 37,125]

Hahaha!! Clown School "That billboard had no effect on me"!!

[Steamin Demon 392]

From Jaws that I watched last night 'Were going to need a bigger boat'

[MrMoose 262]

"The more hair I lose, the more head I get" - for the other 'follicly challenged' men out there!