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5 hours ago, layzie said:

Stiffy Johncock!

This may either offend a DLer behind a display name or fail to get past the censor, but my OM (of recent whisky and milk notoriety) had a work colleague named Sandercock.

Aka Grittyd**k

Didn't I used to laaaarf?

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36 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

This may either offend a DLer behind a display name or fail to get past the censor, but my OM (of recent whisky and milk notoriety) had a work colleague named Sandercock.

Aka Grittyd**k

Didn't I used to laaaarf?

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

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Well, the weekend finished like thursday night was for me.

Went back to the restaurant where I had the Bundaberg Sarsparilla, ordered one and to my dismay, they had sold out.

Diet Coke is just not the same.

The way I am going, I could go to a chinese restaurant and find out they are out of banana fritters.

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Well, the weekend finished like thursday night was for me.

Went back to the restaurant where I had the Bundaberg Sarsparilla, ordered one and to my dismay, they had sold out.

Diet Coke is just not the same.

The way I am going, I could go to a chinese restaurant and find out they are out of banana fritters.

So sad......empathy 

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12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

and then there was a neighbour's mother named fanny alcock ... true dinks

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7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I hope he sued his parents.

Must have had a hard life.....

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24 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

This thread is one of mine!

Now you know one of the reasons I started it, when I was but a mere lad, standing on Uncle Bitter's empty wine casks, to make myself look taller.

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On 6/25/2023 at 11:46 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

This threads getting worse.

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3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

This thread is one of mine!

We were banned from going to that movie. Of course we all then went to see it 

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2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Is Travis Head part Lebanese. That's an awesome cookie crumb catcher.

 

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

nah, just a 60's porn star fan

Ahhhh! No mo info needed!

 

(p.s. I've only heard tell of the porn connection...)

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