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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Disappointed this thread has been a bit quiet so I'm going to revive it with a return to the heartland

 

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    9 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Disappointed this thread has been a bit quiet so I'm going to revive it with a return to the heartland

     

    Love a good 'lifehack'. 

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    47 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Love a good 'lifehack'. 

    (Thank you, @Little Goffy)

    Indeed, layz. They provide us with so much saved time that we can devote to

    a) hunting down more(*)

    b) Demonland

    *During which, just now, I discovered, very usefully, that this year is the 20th birthday of the word. Now where's that appropriate time/effort saving emoji...

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    Has anybody bought those dog teeth and gum cleaning toys online?

    Interested to know how they went.

    Wonder if we could use them on humans and put bananas inside as the treat you try and get to with your teeth, chewing on the rubber toys.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Has anybody bought those dog teeth and gum cleaning toys online?

    Interested to know how they went.

    Wonder if we could use them on humans and put bananas inside as the treat you try and get to with your teeth, chewing on the rubber toys.

    There's an idea! Perhaps a job for the botanical boffins, to cross a rubber tree with a banana palm?

    (Went looking on the internet for an image of a banana in a rubber skin but, remarkably, there was none (unless we interpret 'rubber' a little more liberally!😉)

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    It's funny how humans can usually find an upside to things. I am enjoying life outside of AFL. In spite of my GD playing in a losing basketball GF by 1 point I enjoyed her game. Her best ever game. They lost 2 games for the season and yep GF was one of them. Now back to the Dees trading and drafting to come. Hope springs again. I bought some nice bananas yesterday! 

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    It's funny how humans can usually find an upside to things. I am enjoying life outside of AFL. In spite of my GD playing in a losing basketball GF by 1 point I enjoyed her game. Her best ever game. They lost 2 games for the season and yep GF was one of them. Now back to the Dees trading and drafting to come. Hope springs again. I bought some nice bananas yesterday! 

    Is there meaningful life outside football?

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Is there meaningful life outside football?

    Is there a meaning of life outside football?

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    9 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Is there a meaning of life outside football?

    What is the meaning of football?

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    8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    What is the meaning of football?

    Thirty-fifteen, play suspended.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Is there meaningful life outside football?

    I would have thought with your great experience of life Mr Leg you know there is.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Is there meaningful life outside football?

    2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Is there a meaning of life outside football?

    Think of it as life adjacent to football.

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    39 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Think of it as life adjacent to football.

    Ah; parallel universes.

    Now we're talkin'!

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    9 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Ah; parallel universes.

    Now we're talkin'!

    ...and so I thought I'd just give it a try: 'Hullo, Mr Google. Got anything on bananas in a parallel universe?'

    Guess what?...

     

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    Could the Dees win more flags in a parallel universe?

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Could the Dees win more flags in a parallel universe?

    We'd probably be barracking for St Kilda.

    Or Essendon.

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    15 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    We'd probably be barracking for St Kilda.

    Or Essendon.

    Well this has taken a weird turn.

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    35 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    We'd probably be barracking for St Kilda.

    Or Essendon.

    I would be barracking for the Storm! 

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    11 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Could the Dees win more flags in a parallel universe?

    They would be struggling to win less.

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    26 minutes ago, old dee said:

    They would be struggling to win less.

    They would win every year and have 100,000 turn up to games each week. 

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    I would be barracking for the Storm! 

    Don't you, quietly, in this one?

    I do.

    Come to think of it, isn't league a parallel universe?

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    19 hours ago, Redleg said:

    What is the meaning of football?

    learnings

    it's all tied up with 250,000 year old songlines, mr leg

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    6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    learnings

    it's all tied up with 250,000 year old songlines, mr leg

    I sit at your feet, daisy, mind freed, open to receive.

    Om.

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    weekend pause for thought

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    I have often said this is the most informative thread on DL and this post is just more proof of that.

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