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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 8/16/2023 at 11:04 AM, beelzebub said:

 

hey bub, your message file must be full. need to do some clearing.

 
 

Saving it up for the empty 11/12/13/14 days ahead?

Watched Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe last night since one of the main actors, Broden Kelly, is a real Dees nuffie

Not bad, some of the absurdism really hits the funny bone but other times is an absolute miss


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1 hour ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

but other times is an absolute miss

Like some of our goal kicking.

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Another quiet weekend for footy. Maybe this weekend will be better.

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We are playing for a PF next week, with only one AA player this year on the list and having had long term injuries to Clarry, Fritta, Max, Petty, BBB, Tom Mac and Salem.

Pretty fantastic performance by the club.

Edited by Redleg

 
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Saints just got a boost, with Bedford losing his appeal to the Tribunal.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Saints just got a boost, with Bedford losing his appeal to the Tribunal.

He wore the wrong jumper... Blue works better. 


On 8/24/2023 at 7:48 PM, daisycutter said:

how come our aflw team are playing their opening home game at the bagger's flea pit instead of casey?

and even unfurling their premiership flag at that god forsaken den of iniquity

ffs

It was our team’s choice. Princes Park holds more people and is accessible to more fans being that it’s so close to the city. It has seating and food and beverage outlets. Besides that, the girls love playing at Princes Park and have never lost a match there.

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3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It was our team’s choice. Princes Park holds more people and is accessible to more fans being that it’s so close to the city. It has seating and food and beverage outlets. Besides that, the girls love playing at Princes Park and have never lost a match there.

Kept the record intact and looked good.

Like the look of Campbell, has size and when she learns the way they play could be a very handy player.

My favourite female Dee just keeps killing them, what a beauty you are Tyla Hanks. 

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Curious that so much football has got onto here. And seemingly triggered by there being 'no football' out there.

@DeelightfulPlay, I did try to do my bit; I went looking to see if Aunty Donna did a banana sketch.

They do.

Shall we say, they've come quite a way since then...

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9 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It was our team’s choice. Princes Park holds more people and is accessible to more fans being that it’s so close to the city. It has seating and food and beverage outlets. Besides that, the girls love playing at Princes Park and have never lost a match there.

Kept the record intact and looked good.

Like the look of Campbell, has size and when she learns the way they play could be a very handy player.

My favourite female Dee just keeps killing them, what a beauty you are Tylah Hanks. 

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26 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Curious that so much football has got onto here. And seemingly triggered by there being 'no football' out there.

@DeelightfulPlay, I did try to do my bit; I went looking to see if Aunty Donna did a banana sketch.

They do.

Shall we say, they've come quite a way since then...

Not curious all that footy is on the thread, as this is the everything thread, except two topics and on a footy forum, footy is a big part of everything.

Looks like a quiet few days on DL coming up.

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5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not curious all that footy is on the thread, as this is the everything thread, except two topics and on a footy forum, footy is a big part of everything.

Looks like a quiet few days on DL coming up.

Tongue.

Cheek.

😊

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38 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Tongue.

Cheek.

😊

😉

6 minutes ago, layzie said:

I think Hore is going to be a great captain. 

is not going to be, layzie

 

 

 

she is

6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

😉

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.


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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

Oh the salty curmudgeon has reappeared.

Ok I held a Tribunal hearing and in typical AFL fashion, went against the evidence and made up a decision.

I have banned my self for 7 minutes.

I will not appeal, as Carlton lawyers are unavailable.

10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

is not going to be, layzie

 

 

 

she is

Stand corrected Mr DC!

12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

🤔

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

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3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Kept the record intact and looked good.

Like the look of Campbell, has size and when she learns the way they play could be a very handy player.

My favourite female Dee just keeps killing them, what a beauty you are Tylah Hanks. 

The whole day/night was absolutely wonderful. The atmosphere was incredible and the pregame activities were nothing short of spectacular. Then the game… chef’s kiss.

It’s often noted that the skill levels in W matches have improved with each season. Our girls displayed a level of skill that’s through the roof! So bloody impressive, a joy to watch.

I was watching the replay on Sunday and my third-born walked through the room, glanced at the TV  then did a double-take. He said “geez mum, if it wasn’t for all those ponytails flying around you’d think this was the men playing.” 


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