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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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19 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I admit that I am both morally and intellectually  [censored] up. However, I just wasted a few minutes of my remaining time by watching "Bounce".

FMD the world is totally [censored] if this drivel actually holds an audience

Being made to watch that show could be used as an alternative to water-boarding. 

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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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I sat next to him on Fri night, Toady. If he was wearing yoga pants, they were under the taffeta frock he had on.

As you well know Moonie, I was wearing well contoured lycra undies below that quite fetching frock. However, I must admit they hadn't been laundered for some time.

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5 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I sat next to him on Fri night, Toady. If he was wearing yoga pants, they were under the taffeta frock he had on.

I thought he was still under home detention?

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14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Ah yes, but as a MFC member his spiritual home is the MCG

I see. So his real punishment is having to watch every Collingwood and Richmond home game.

The law can be so cruel.

 

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Anyone see Eddie refer to Richmond's Rioli as a "black boy" on the Thursday Fox footy coverage? Hmmmm.......

Speaking of Eddie I thought. Was going to have a heart attack on Saturday night.

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On 9/10/2018 at 10:05 AM, old dee said:

Speaking of Eddie I thought. Was going to have a heart attack on Saturday night.

I do not blame Eddie, as even the Dees can beat the Eagles in the West.

Another wasted session for the Pies.

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On 9/8/2018 at 6:03 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

My Theory that Westralia is some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs is confirmed

Haven't read this for a while   But I thought it was QUEENSland that was

 

some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs 

 

Where those bendy banana things come from.

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Haven't read this for a while   But I thought it was QUEENSland that was

 

some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs 

 

Where those bendy banana things come from.

Save the Frogs and protect the bananas 

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I am surprised I have to keep repeating this for you R and B, as you know full well, we are f....d.

I keep forgetting, so it is great to get the reminders from you ...

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The squiggle has us in the zone. The squiggle is never wrong!

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no wonder it's bloody called Squiggle !!!!

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54 minutes ago, old dee said:

How good was that in spite of numerous errors we lead for 95% of the game.

Yeah, being off our game and beating the Hawks ... who are we? And what are we? ?

 

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