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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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19 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.

 

(fate in the balence...?)

Someone has made a big Gaff here starting this crap.

I am torn between staying at DL or moving to BigFooty, who have promised me a huge stipend.

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    15 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

     

     

     

    Your best post in some time.

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    40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Your best post in some time.

    Couldn't think of anything to add... So I did :)

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Someone has made a big Gaff here starting this crap.

    I am torn between staying at DL or moving to BigFooty, who have promised me a huge stipend.

    As a free agent, its now your choice if you move.

    At is unless Mr Bitters can match their offer.

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    This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

    Why am I sharing this? I think just to keep the thread bumped up, as it clearly has more useful information in it than certain other overactive threads around here.

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    What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 120?

    Your Honour

    What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

    Senator.

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

     

    One of the more disgusting things I have seen posted on Demonlander.

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 120?

    Your Honour

    What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

    Senator.

    It is so easy for people to pick on the defenceless minorities. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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    what was that ...defenceless moronities ?? surely not   . Chin up laddy

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    29 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    It is so easy for people to pick on the defenceless minorities. You should be ashamed of yourself.

    why should dwarves, the irish, the italians, the french and catholics get all the best jokes?

    take it as a strike for diversity mr leg

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    why should dwarves, the irish, the italians, the french and catholics get all the best jokes?

    take it as a strike for diversity mr leg

    What's next, sex jokes, prostitute jokes, porn star jokes, it is so easy to pick on people who can't defend themselves.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    One of the more disgusting things I have seen posted on Demonlander.

    I agree Mr. Leg it is unbelievable the depths that some people will plumb!

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    3 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

    Why am I sharing this? I think just to keep the thread bumped up, as it clearly has more useful information in it than certain other overactive threads around here.

    I'm open to the idea.,but only drizzled with banana syrup .

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    12 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

    Why am I sharing this? I think just to keep the thread bumped up, as it clearly has more useful information in it than certain other overactive threads around here.

    It is not safe to comment about non-banana fruit here.

    As some of the regular posters know people who know people.

    The banana is like a religious item and should be worshipped as such.

    Oh well, now that I have done my public safety announcement for the day, I am off to eat an apple or two for breakfast.

     

     

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    What's next, sex jokes, prostitute jokes, porn star jokes, it is so easy to pick on people who can't defend themselves.

    that reminds me of the joke about the lawyer and the porn star

    ......but i'm sure you've heard it......and this is a family site....

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    15 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    It is not safe to comment about non-banana fruit here.

    As some of the regular posters know people who know people.

    The banana is like a religious item and should be worshipped as such.

    Oh well, now that I have done my public safety announcement for the day, I am off to eat an apple or two for breakfast.

     

     

    There was a time when I thought you were quite knowledgeable DF  but alas after that last statement that idea is as dead as our push for the 2018 premiership.

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    as we speak.......the etihad sign is coming down and the marvel sign is going up

    anything else happening today?

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    Unconfirmed reports Josh Mahoney has arrived at AFL house this morning with a Banana Buzz smoothie in hand. If true, the man is a legend.

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    Bus load of Lawyers goes of a cliff,  all dead. Witness crying asked why he is so upset. "There was an empty seat"

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    Started using the "Next Unread Topic" button on the Trade board to navigate between threads - very happy with how it works.

    Revisiting its value on this board though after stumbling in here ... 

    Don't get me wrong - I'm very happy for all you dawgies to be contained in this here corral.

     

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    There was a time when I thought you were quite knowledgeable DF  but alas after that last statement that idea is as dead as our push for the 2018 premiership.

    Three of my teams were in Grand Finals in 2018. WINS 0 LOSES 3.

    The Red and Blue Army had a very bad weekend as Melbourne was also smashed.

    Bring on 2019!

    Oh some good news in 2018, West Perth is out of administration and debt. But like to get a name change soon.

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    15 hours ago, Redleg said:

    What's next, sex jokes, prostitute jokes, porn star jokes, it is so easy to pick on people who can't defend themselves.

    I see no sense in picking on people who can defend themselves!

    In fact it could be dangerous!!

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    52 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I see no sense in picking on people who can defend themselves!

    In fact it could be dangerous!!

    But then you would need a lawyer, so it would all work out well.

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