Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

9-2-56 to 0-4-4.

That surely must be the worst quarter ever played by the Melbourne Football Club.

And Goodwin just stood there without a clue as to how to stop the avalanche.

Surely he can't stay on for next season now.

 

"The MFC and Simon Goodwin have mutually decided to part ways at the end of Season 2025"

BANG! My membership is paid for.

 

If this club stands for anything, careers will be ended tonight.

Actions speak louder than words, and the players have spoken loudly and clearly.

We won't get 8K to next week's game and nor should we. Why would anyone bother buying a membership or sponsoring the club next year when this is what they get?

The cost of doing nothing is far greater than the cost of carrying on as though everything is okay.

Sad for Clarry. Great game until that final moment . Can’t put all the blame on him 😢


Just when you thought this joke of a club couldn't get any more embarrassing you get a 9g to 1 last qtr against.

Just go Goodwin ffs before you kill the club completely

5 minutes ago, lorn said:

The servers couldn't handle all the anger

Not with hundreds who only show up when things are [censored] here enjoying themselves.

 

I don't like bagging our players, but how on earth could you get the 6-6-6 wrong with 26 seconds to go. Just unbelievable stupidity by someone. Who got it wrong? I switched off the TV in complete disgust so I didn't see a replay or the explanation. And don't you only get a free kick if there's been an earlier warning? When did that happen? And if it did, who caused the warning? So may questions. But the big question for me is why do I keep watching this hopeless team of losers?

So many people still putting this on the coach. JFC. Probably just one or two players out there needed to give one single f#$k about the club and the supporters and put an end to that and every last one of them with the power to stop it, out on the field, 186'd. Thanks a lot another week of everyone laughing at this debacle of a club.


Have the umpires ever enforced 4 in the middle after a 666 free before??

There is nothing in the rules to say that must happen. Have never ever seen that when a free is played without a centre bounce. Players just run to the end its going

6-6-6 total stuff up. Our leaders totally confused about what to do and where to be.

Kozzie on the bench.

No-one, repeat NO-ONE on Wanganeen Milera as he burst forward on a clear set move.

AS a 6 decade supporter - how do I accept that?

Petty sum total of 5 effing disposals and no goals. Great selection Simon you pillock. Try selecting a player in form instead of your bloody favourites.

The promised sustained success, we got a flash in the pan. We should not accept what is happening. Time for change. Reading the review at the end of last year now looks so farcical and a waste of money. Good luck at school tomorrow kids. Brace yourselves.

That was genuinely sickening. In an 8 game span, St. Kildas only 2 wins are against Melbourne and one of those games involved the biggest 3 quarter time comeback in AFL history. What adjustments were made in the 4th quarter that were close to beneficial? Flood the 50 with numbers but leave multiple St. Kilda players unmarked while having no numbers in the corridor? Amateurish football, we let them play the game on their terms in attempting to simply defend a lead with 15 minutes to go and were punished thoroughly for it.

Edited by burnthefushias


I am taking my membership of auto renewal, I will then decide if the $600 donation to the club is worth it.

I don’t see any games in Melbourne so I'm paying to prop this garbage up, until I see signs of change from the incoming leadership change i will be membership free.

I'm out. No point spending my time on a forum posting about a footy club when they dish up [censored] like that.

It's Funny,

9 minutes out I knew we would lose, it was just primed for a goalless qtr and a loss.

Siren went, goal was kicked. I'm not angry, I'm not upset.

I honestly just do not care anymore.

Hope you all find something to enjoy for the rest of the day!


7 minutes ago, poita said:

If this club stands for anything, careers will be ended tonight.

Actions speak louder than words, and the players have spoken loudly and clearly.

We won't get 8K to next week's game and nor should we. Why would anyone bother buying a membership or sponsoring the club next year when this is what they get?

The cost of doing nothing is far greater than the cost of carrying on as though everything is okay.

Agreed.

Pickett and Melksham on the bench for the final three minutes of the game???? Even under Neeld we never descended to today’s depths. Memberships will take a major hit (my son and I are tossing up the possibility), players who were already on the cusp of leaving may now have had their minds made up for them, and we’d have to think that the coach is pretty much out the door.

What a disgraceful effort!

2 minutes ago, Flower Magic said:

I don't like bagging our players, but how on earth could you get the 6-6-6 wrong with 26 seconds to go. Just unbelievable stupidity by someone. Who got it wrong? I switched off the TV in complete disgust so I didn't see a replay or the explanation. And don't you only get a free kick if there's been an earlier warning? When did that happen? And if it did, who caused the warning? So may questions. But the big question for me is why do I keep watching this hopeless team of losers?

There were two bench signs held up with a hand making a 5 and a 2, maybe has something to do with line formation and the gooses forgot it doesn't apply at the centre bounce? I wasn't at the ground so I dont know though.

Edited by John Demonic

 

Melbourne have just out-Melbourne’d Melbourne.

We have an insatiable taste for our own bathwater


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • The Bailey Humphrey Thread

    The Demons are hoping to entice Gold Coast young gun Bailey Humphrey from the Suns as part of a trade deal for champion Demon Christian Petracca.

      • Haha
    • 787 replies
  • The Christian Petracca Thread

    Premiership Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca has nominated the Gold Coast as his club of choice to be traded to.

      • Like
    • 648 replies
  • The Clayton Oliver Thread

    Melbourne have held talks with Clayton Oliver and they’ve laid out where he fits in under Steve King’s vision and been frank about expectations. Oliver is still under contract for five years, but the door is open if he wants to explore his options elsewhere.

    • 750 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Essendon

    It’s Pink Lady night at Princes Park — a vibey Friday evening setting for a high-stakes clash between second-placed Melbourne and eleventh-placed Essendon. The wind-sheltered IKON Park, a favourite ground of the Demon players, promises flair, fire and a touch of pink. Melbourne has never lost a home-and-away game here, though the ghosts of two straight-sets finals exits in 2023 still linger. 

    • 0 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: # 1 Steven May 

    The premiership defender has shown signs of wear and tear due to age, and his 2025 season was inconsistent, ending poorly with a suspension and a noticeable decline in performance. The Demons are eager to integrate younger players onto their list and have indicated that they may not be able to guarantee him senior games next season, in what would be the final year of his contract.

    • 2 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: # 2 Jacob van Rooyen

    The young key tall failed to make progress during the season, with a decline in his goal kicking output. His secondary role as a backup ruckman, which may have hindered his ability to further develop his game, and he was also impacted by the team's poor forward connection. It will be interesting to observe his performance under a new coaching regime.

    • 32 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.