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Only four more train wrecks to go. We can get through this, people.

 

That last quarter was the most pathetic, weak, pea-hearted and insipid display I've ever seen.

I don't think I've ever been as embarrassed by this club as I am right now. How they managed to [censored] that one up is beyond me.


9 Goals to zip in the last.

COACH KILLER GAME.

Just typifies our season really.

PATHETIC.

 

Congratulations St Kilda. Stuck at it and won a famous victory

Weak pathetic last quarter from us

I hope the media apply the blowtorch to the entire club. We deserve it

There are no standards.

Our fitness team need to be dismissed tomorrow morning.

Goodwin and the FD needs to be cleared out

Clarry has to go, probably trac as well

4 years from the flag to this

I’m disgusted and heart broken to see this


I have changed my mind Goodwin should be sacked tonight. It was so predictable.

What a pathetically putrid, inept performance by a insipid weak pack of prima Donnas

Still love the coach do they

Get rid of Goodwin tonight

Laughing stock of the competition

Commentator: Saints were planning their last move while Melbourne couldn’t even get their 6-6-6 right.

That is on the coach.

I choose to believe that was a professional tank, because the alternative would be that we are the softest, unfittest bunch of pea hearts of all time.


Let's just hope that was the catalyst for the sacking of Goody

His insistence in Playing Petty forward for two years has cost us dearly.

Being caught out wot game winners Melksham and KP on the bench for the last three mins was on him as well.

He needs to go pronto.

Also got an apparent couple of gun.midfoeldets in Tracc and Oliver...the two of them hardly ever contribute to our goal tally.

Hardly ever at all. What's all that about?

Anyway see ya Simon.

Tx for the memories but if you are there next I suggest we all are not.

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Edited by Previously known as LITD.

Cheap brooms at Bunnings, the club needs to stock up.

That sums up 2025.

Like drinking four cups of cold coffee with slightly overdue milk.

I feel extremely agitated and not well at all.

That game has added outright embarrassment and shame to the tone at the end of an already thoroughly disappointing season.

Sackable offenses all around.

I’m a very patient person and I have a lot of time for what Goodwin has brought to this club, but that last quarter is unacceptable by any measure.

I watched us dish up a lot of trash over the years, but this takes the cake.


McVee half the player he has been. Howes being reminded of the difference between the VFL and AFL. On top of that, no May and Lever so basically a leaderless backline and ...

GET RID OF HIM NOW

 

Just tell the coach to go. I'm so done with this.

Never have I been more ashamed to be a melbourne supporter, not during kneeld, not during 186, yep right now.

Humiliated doesn’t even describe how I feel. I literally am crying right now


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