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Let's inflict some misery on these darstards.

Let's launch into 2026 on the back of burying this club and sending them into complete and utter turmoil.

 

It’s gameday baby. Pumped!

I hate the Blues with a passion. Let’s farken smash em.

Go Dees!

SN34

Edited by Newport34

It would seem from the small sample above that I am not alone in my dislike of Carlton.

Lunchtime game for me. Starts around 11.30am. So, a half time aperitif watch the second half with lunch in the oven and then crack a good red to celebrate a 3 goal win. I really hope for a 10 goal thrashing and as a result Voss gets the chop.

Go Dees!


Marchbanks ghost touch

Viney's hack kick in the FY23 semi

tracs heroics in a one-point loss in vain after we gifted them a 6-goal lead

not happy recent memories

l don't have quite the same level hatred for Carlton as i do for the pies, cats or hawthorn

but i do hate them and like seeing them miserable

Last week was a good confidence booster with some of our senior players finding some form

I'm confident the boys will put on a show for Clarry

Dees by 25 points.

wonder where my little sheet rack is this morning may be having a lay in or got lucky at the pub last night

 
Just now, ghost who walks said:

Awkward Dance GIF by MOODMAN

is this the lucky guy


Two things I’m really looking forward to seeing today:

  1. the beaming smile on Claz’s face, as he’s shouldered off the ground by Max and Tracc, after an outstanding Dees win.

  2. the concerned look on Voss’s face, as Carlton sinks even deeper into the mire.

Make it happen Dees! ❤️💙

Edited by Deeoldfart
Typo

I have largely tuned out of footy for 2025 and am on holidays abroad. Against my better judgement think I will update my Watch AFL account and try to catch this with patchy wi-fi (I'm a sucker for punishment 😁).

Both clubs have badly botched their seasons. The Dees are trying to reinvent themselves on the run, the Blues are in freefall and probably haven't bottomed out yet.

Dees by 3 goals.

Interesting to see what the crowd turnout will be. How many Melbourne supporters are at the snow and how many Carlton fans sre sunning on the Mediterranean? 😁

Cannot stand Carlton I’ve had more problems with their supporters than even Pies filth….lets heap more agony on them today with a resounding W

we're further ahead in our re-tool than the baggers, and are coming off a more successful past 25 years, which says something about how abject the baggers have been for a long, long time

whoever uses the ball better wins

3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

we're further ahead in our re-tool than the baggers, and are coming off a more successful past 25 years, which says something about how abject the baggers have been for a long, long time

whoever uses the ball better wins

Re-tool???


1 hour ago, ghost who walks said:

is this the lucky guy

Hey Ghosty, time to put out an intevention order!

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Hey Ghosty, time to put out an intevention order!

had the ssame thought

40 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

...

Interesting to see what the crowd turnout will be. How many Melbourne supporters are at the snow and how many Carlton fans sre sunning on the Mediterranean? 😁

Well, I don't know how many Dees are up the snow but I'm at Pesaro on the east coast of Italy (temp about 35 today) and there's not a Carlton jumper to be seen anywhere. I'm off to Venice today. May see one there. I doubt it

Late game in regional WA today so will miss it unfortunately, hope to be watching the replay with a smile. My wife is a blue bagger, so the win will be good on many fronts

Go Dee’s

Edited by Pennant St Dee

As I mentioned in another post, I'm at Pesaro on the Adriatic coast of Italy, and I'll be tuned into the game whilst on my way to Venice.

I've got nothing to contribute to this thread .

I just wanted to brag 😄🇮🇪


How good would it be to give them a 100+ point thumping like we did in 2018.

If only

 

Carlton are decent enough starters. We are not. If they get an early jump on us, and they get their hopes up, I’ll be a bit concerned. Would love to see us start well.

Love the banter on this thread, want to see the boys play hard, kick straight and win for Clarry’s 200th game.


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