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My 3 word player analysis V Bitchmond


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Ward - failed to inspire

Carroll - was totally overwhelmed

Bizzell - played with purpose

Bell - little to commend

Bate - an inconsistent performance

Wheatley - good when trying

Yze - a wasted selection

Pickett - fat and disinterested

Davey - just a shadow

Green - had little influence

White - our only winner

Johnson - just plodded along

Holland - gave his utmost

Petterd - showed some class

Frawley - out of depth

Bruce - disposal still amateurish

McDonald - surprisingly quiet game

McLean - not captain's performance

Godfrey - tried his hardest

Sylvia - continues to frustrate

Robertson - no second efforts

Jones - lacked peripheral vision

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McLean - not captain's performance

It kills me to say, but you are spot on.

Mind you, nobody else in the leadership group did anything to inspire really.

Brock is still the pick of the bunch, but he had a dirty night. Can't wait to see what he does next week, it will be a true test of character for someone who has plenty of it.

Actually thought Frawley did a couple of nice things.

Petterd's behind did a good job warming the bench for Yze.

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Bizzell - played with purpose

Wheatley - good when trying

White - our only winner

Johnson - just plodded along

Holland - gave his utmost

Petterd - showed some class

Godfrey - tried his hardest

Those players are the only ones who can hold their heads up. The rest were horrible.

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Ward - Useles

Carroll - Totally useless

Bizzell - Useful

Bell - Extremely useless, could hit a player from 20 metres

Bate - moderately useless

Wheatley - useful

Yze - completely useless

Pickett - usedup and useless

Davey - did little useful

Green - useless

White - very useful

Johnson - useful

Holland - useless first half, useful second half

Petterd - useful in patches

Frawley - useful at Sandringham, not MFC

Bruce - useless

McDonald - useless

McLean - useless

Godfrey - useful

Sylvia - useless

Robertson - useless

Drop half the team, don't put up with this type of effort

OK the above is written in total frustration, but why did we have to cop more of this type of performance, haven't we had enough already this year !!!

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Bate - better 2nd half

Pickett - fat and disinterested

Davey - PLAY HIM FORWARD

Green - had little influence

White - our only winner

Johnson - NOT A FORWARD

Holland - why on Richo?

Bruce - trade trade trade

McLean -go to vfl

Godfrey - tried his hardest

Sylvia - slowly slowly improving

ND - WALK AWAY NOW

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Carroll - not switched on

Bizzell - poise under pressure

Bell - came back well

Bate - better second half

Wheatley - one of best

Yze - unable to produce

Pickett - several good hits

Davey - clever as ever

Green - lowered his colours

White - several good signs

Johnson - not our worst

Holland - GAVE US SOMETHING

Petterd - still got ball

Frawley - often chasing arse

McDonald - a game competitor

McLean - out of touch

Godfrey - main possession winner

Sylvia - a few highlights

Robertson - it didn't work

Jones - tried to lift

Ward - better than Bell

Bruce - didn't step up

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Drop half the team........

And replace them with, what exactly?

I don't disagree with you assessment but the reality is this is apparently, and according to learned minds around here, just about our best.

To me skills are a problem but it was the attitude that completely sucked :angry:

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I think we should raise a white flag from the dressing rooms before the bounce next Friday against Essendon, and let everyone go home, it could be very very ugly, then again they might decide to try next week, who knows, who cares

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Ward - hither and thither

Carroll - played out of position

Bizzell - good game

Bell - improved over time

Bate - half of game is brilliant other half (1%ers) is crap

Wheatley - had a go

Yze - pathetic

Pickett - sporadic

Davey - in and out of the game

Green - little value

White - whatever

Johnson - just ok

Holland - gave his utmost

Petterd - showed promise

Frawley - couple of nice things....but next year

Bruce - not impressed

McDonald - very quiet

McLean - not great

Godfrey - tried his hardest

Sylvia - impressed with improvement

Robertson - looked for frees

Jones - red hot go

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Bate - better 2nd half

Pickett - fat and disinterested

Davey - PLAY HIM FORWARD

Green - had little influence

White - our only winner

Johnson - NOT A FORWARD

Holland - why on Richo?

Bruce - trade trade trade

McLean -go to vfl

Godfrey - tried his hardest

Sylvia - slowly slowly improving

ND - WALK AWAY NOW

occo u have just bloody lost my respect for you saying mclean should be playing VFL!

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as bizarre as this is for me to say this..I think ti ought to be pointed ought that Ooze was never going to put in much of an effort...he's obviously carrying more than a niggly and should never have even been picked 9 we all know who should have been but shhhh !! )

I'll allow OOze a free pass on this game..

now as to most of the others....well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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in defence of Brocky he was obviously gang hunted from the first bounce.. Clever ploy by Wallace..it WORKED !! I said days ago dont underestimate Wallace's ability to pull something out of the hat.. Danners needs a hat !!

Brocky had a bad day at the office.. and he will be first to admit it.....sh!t he had plenty of company tonight !!

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It would help if brock had some shepard's off the ball like WCE do for judd.

Brownlow Bruce you seem to always want to bag brock out, i know you love bruce and people like myself and others think brock is a better captain option than bruce, but seriously mate, it seems every post you now do you bag out brock.

All it seems to do is show a massive pettyness on your behalf.

What was your rating of Bruce?

Mclean- worst game ive seen him play.

Bruce- kicking still a problem, should never be played down back.

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Brock Mclean- not captain material

-Silly free kicks

lucky he had a better second half..... all i can say....

Daniel Bell-

out of sorts

worst kicking effort

Brock copped a heavy tag and was gang raped from the first bounce.

Judd would even find it hard at melbourne with no-one to shephard for him, to give him precision handballs and kicks.

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