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the trifecta from the umps

another goal after the siren

FFS

We are our own worst enemy.

FYI there was a port player that crossed the mark that should have put Petty directly in front.


We are beyond hopeless when it comes to kicking. Honestly.

What was that kick from Clayton? 15 my in front can't even travel 10.

3rd goal in a row to port after the siren

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That umpire 13 is an out and out cheat


Dumb football in the last minute of each QTR has coughed three goals

Senior players genuinely make me sick.

Sparrow, Petty and Viney go and take a hike.

Killed all our momentum! Arrogant [censored]

Just now, VNightCityLegend said:

Canโ€™t believe this [censored]. Another game gifted away and once again will squander another chance to play finals.

Why would we want to play finals when we can't even score 60 points?

Beyond awful how we kick at goa.


Viney that was seriously BRAINLESS!

Just now, VNightCityLegend said:

Canโ€™t believe this [censored]. Another game gifted away and once again will squander another chance to play finals.

We wonโ€™t play finals again while Goodwin keeps gifting his favourites games.

Not sure why any of you are surprised by the cheats umps. We have been umpired out of 3 games this year. Make this 4.

The check side kick for goal from 20m out, that is marked in the goal square by an oppo back is a feature of Melbourne games.

Check maggots Sportsbet accounts.

No way a free against Viney, should have been his. Then add a pi55weak 50 and itโ€™s all over.


would love to not give up a goal after the siren in the last.

missing easy goals once again the culprit in our demise.

Really sick of seeing Trac buddying up to opposition players. Tries way too hard to be liked

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WHY IS THIS THE SCRIPT EVERY SINGLE TIME?

Iโ€™ll summarise

Dominant quarter wasted by silly mistakes and poor kicking. Pettyโ€™s was an absolute howler.

Terrible umpiring against us, what was that holding against us? And cost us a goal!!!!!! THATโ€™S CHEATING

Canโ€™t seem to shake a 2-3 goal deficit.

Junk time goals against us

Inside 50 dominance for nothing. In the end we made up ONE GOAL for all the dominance.

What a waste


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