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GAMEDAY: Rd 14 vs Port Adelaide

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3 minutes ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

Oh dear we are being murdered through the middle.

Is Kozzie off?

Think concussion test

Another goal to end of the quarter

 

Predictable mentally weak performance once again with the usual smattering of shizen skills. We are a very hard watch. Thank God for Kozzie.


Can't match it with one of the worst teams going this season. Shizen Melbourne just [censored] shizen

Our skills and inability to convert or sort out the forward line is something you could not imagine up in your worst nightmares.

It's seriously time to look elsewhere before we end up in a cocoon of perpetual horror

Simon's had three seasons to get so much right but instead all we've done is regress

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    I am so angry I have to turn it off

    this is not good for me

    hope we turn it around

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    Anyone else want Goodwin to be coach in 2026?? In fact he should be sacked after this game.

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    another shocker from the ump

    and again on the siren

    GAGF AFL. why the [censored] can't you overpaid money grabbers sort out the umpring

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    Kozzie injured, seriously

    Rabble Melbourne..

    Senior players once again being liabilities. Viney, Chandler, Oliver, Langdon, Lever. Melksham have all cost us today.

    I've been done with Oliver for a while but time to cut all ties and let him go. Time and time again we're conceding goals from him purely from dump stupid long kicks to opposition defenders.

    Wake up you blokes!

    @binman

    1st half

    seriously our skills are sub standard !! We kill ourselves with turnovers. Trac. Clarry. JV7. Worst offenders.

    our kicking inside50 … straight to Ratugolea every time

    Kozzzy is our only contributor

    Goals in last 2 minutes of every quarter. It’s a pandemic now as Dees leak goals.


    Steven May is such a dumb bloke

    Game over

    Just now, Previously known as LITD. said:

    What.

    Rubbish free right in front of goal at the end of the quarter.

    What's the point?

    The point for umps is to give Port an advantage

    As usual to script can’t score , coping goals in the last minute … Goodwin we are going backwards , fwd issues continue for 4 seasons, no fwds who can hold a mark! How about leaving JvR instead of flogging him as a ruck

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    Our delivery inside 50 is insanely poor.

    And our game plan of kicking it to Ratugolea needs to go in the bin.

    Dumb football.

    It's going to be a long bye week.

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    Why was that a free AGAINST Max???

    Otherwise, that was a crapfest.

    The only people who will ever stop us being a great team is us.

    We are our own worst enemy.

    Port left unchecked all game, grabbing mark i50 at will, and gifted a few goals through silly errors and dumb turnovers.

    And can we please for the love of god find someone who can clunk marks??? Everytime the ball heads to us, it's a dropped mark, or just outworked, but kicks to everyone else, they always just seem to be so much cleaner.

    Outmarked everywhere.

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    Viney is getting smoked by Butters. Get him off and get Langdon on him. Viney is simply a plodder and cannot go with the more dynamic players of the competition.

    Massive coaching blunder.

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    Clearly the entire playing and coaching groups have got overseas trips starting tomorrow, because none of them have any interest in playing football today.

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    3 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

    Steven May is such a dumb bloke

    Game over

    Looks that way......

    43 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Insert comments about JVR doubters etc

    Sure.

    Two dropped marks as a KPF cost us goals in the second quarter. Normal service resumed.

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    umps are useless as per usual but not why we are losing

    i50 delivery terrible. petty hopeless. trac subdued.

    clueless going forward

    only for kossie magic we would looking at a shellacking

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