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PREGAME: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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6 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Teams are announced on a timeframe dictated by the AFL. What a completely ridiculous thing to pot the club over.

When Demonland has too long to discuss things it invariably becomes about potting the club.

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    4 hours ago, Maxie said:

    Poor integrity of the comp? Can’t see it myself. By way of example have a look at Collingwood’s draw. 5 interstate games spaced as follows - opening round, r6, r9, r18 and r23. Throw in two byes and 12 of the last 14 games in Melbourne. 😳

    You just answered the question of integrity it’s all over the place, if we were in goon Nic we should be maximising the last 7 in Melb … but on current form
     
    On 07/06/2025 at 06:38, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    I'd have loved Brereton to have played for us at his peak.

    I remember Bob Skilton called him Bweeton when commentating so he wouldn't have to say Bweweton for two hours straight.

    I used to love Peter Woss Edwoods of the Wiberal Nationwool Party to.

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    7 minutes ago, Nasher said:

    Teams are announced on a timeframe dictated by the AFL. What a completely ridiculous thing to pot the club over.

    I find it so weird - presumably people who post on thiscsite support the dees. Yet some just do nothing but knock tbe club.

    It makes it impossible to take anything they write seriously.

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    6 minutes ago, binman said:

    I find it so weird - presumably people who post on thiscsite support the dees. Yet some just do nothing but knock tbe club.

    It makes it impossible to take anything they write seriously.

    People come here just to sook endlessly and it seems contagious…I’m sooking about them now.

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    8 minutes ago, binman said:

    I find it so weird - presumably people who post on thiscsite support the dees. Yet some just do nothing but knock tbe club.

    It makes it impossible to take anything they write seriously.

    the technical term is "negative nellies"

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    5 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

    Yes, it is a consistent pattern with Badloss.

    Who TF is badloss?

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    31 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    People come here just to sook endlessly and it seems contagious…I’m sooking about them now.

    Welcome to the internet 🤣

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    15 minutes ago, john delosa said:

    Who TF is badloss?

    It's a clever* way of referring to Good-win as bad-loss

    *When I say clever I mean not clever at all and actually extremely embarrassing for people I presume are well into adulthood. Anyone who uses that name to refer to our only living premiership coach are usually on my ignore list (as is the poster you quoted).

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    13 minutes ago, john delosa said:

    Who TF is badloss?

    Goodwin.

    Deemania thinks thinks his play on words is a Goodone.

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    1 hour ago, Adam The God said:

    When Demonland has too long to discuss things it invariably becomes about potting the club.

    Throwing Black And White GIF by Bayerischer Rundfunk

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    3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    6:30pm announcement im guessing?

    Probably Daz, but this late announcement is really [censored] me off. There is no obvious need for it. If we play saturday, we announce teams on Thursday. If we play sunday final teams are announced on Friday. Therefore, if my f'ing maths is correct, if we play Monday, surely we f'ing announce the teams on saturday! Unless I'm missing something, the AFL is just a joke. Did I mention I'm [censored]?

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    JVR, Kolt, Howes IN

    AJ, Laurie, Sharp OUT

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    1 minute ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Lever out?

    No

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    Team is in

    INS – van Rooyen, Tholstrup, Howes
    OUTS – Johnson (susp.), Laurie, Sharp (omitted)

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    Just now, Roost it far said:

    I imagine Tholstrup will be the sub. What’s Howes going to be doing?

    Howes instead of Jefferson paaAAAARK ME ! How to wreck a career! And Ace sharpshooter Petty still gets a game!!? livid ! 🤮🤮🤮

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