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GAMEDAY: Rd 11 vs Sydney

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3.8

And probably another week off my life. I may as well start smoking.

Ridiculous

We should have buried them and had some fun in the second half.

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    Any danger of kicking a drop punt instead of this round the corner [censored] on the non dominant foot?

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    I'm worried about our 4th qtr energy

     
    4 minutes ago, BDA said:

    We must have the worst conversion rate in the league

    We do, we are 18th.

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    Great to see how well we are playing across the ground. Lindsay, Oliver and Bowey in full flight. Max giving Grundy a lesson. Chandler and Kozzie running riot .

    But I am way past anger at our goal kicking. And for Melksham to choose to go around his body on his left foot, 35m out on a slight angle is unforgiveable.

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    Barely seen a lick of this game I'm at my Grandma's 96th birthday.

    Glad we're in front, sounds like we've been wasteful?

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    Goal-kicking. Some of it down to having to rush kicks, but feels like a lot of it is between the ears.

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    Goalkicking

    Shizzzzen

    23 inside 50s in 2nd qtr

    3goals 8behinds 2 out of bounds on full from 13 shots

    Pathetic

    Pathetic

    Pathetic

    Should be 7 goals in front MININUM

    @binman Its Excruciating!!! We are dominating

    Angry Csi GIF

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    This is like pulling teeth.

    Finish off your work for once Melbourne.

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    Just now, Nasher said:

    This is absolutely torture. We should be 50 up at least.

    Yep.

    I just don't get why. It's been an issue for years.

    I mean you can't fault our tackling and chasing. But I wish the club got a team of Vienna Psychiatrists in and sorted it out.

    We have worried Swans players and forced errors all day only to fuzz it all up.

    Training this week is nothing but goal kicking work and some deep hypnosis and counselling.

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    Game should be over already, but we've kept them in. That inaccuracy and some of the decisions with the set shots have been downright pathetic.

    Sadly feel they'll get a roll on and we'll curse that wasted dominance and effort. Prove me wrong boys!

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    Just now, Red But Mostly Blue said:

    3.8

    And probably another week off my life. I may as well start smoking.

    Ridiculous

    We should have buried them and had some fun in the second half.

    I’m smoking.

    No cigs.

    Just self combustion.

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    2 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Barely seen a lick of this game I'm at my Grandma's 96th birthday.

    Glad we're in front, sounds like we've been wasteful?

    Put her in the forward pocket.

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    3 minutes ago, Dee-tonator said:

    Can any other club match our ability to mess up goalscoring opportunities?

    No. Ironically, One of the only things we are good at........🤪

    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Barely seen a lick of this game I'm at my Grandma's 96th birthday.

    Glad we're in front, sounds like we've been wasteful?

    It’s been a complete and utter annihilation in every sense except the scoreboard. If we’d delivered on scoring potential, we could have recovered all our bunk percentage in one game.

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    1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

    Put her in the forward pocket.

    Maybe her eyesight is better than these blokes.

    I will give credit to Oliver and Langdon.

    And of course Kozzie.

    Just now, chook fowler said:

    Spargo with 3 possessions - leather poisoning

    Useless !

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    Clarry - 8 tackles in the first half ❤️💙

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