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2nd

Slow and boring and safe and slow and kick to contest AND NO RUN AND NO OVERLAP 💩

Spargo stupid. Free kick to Short 💩

Trac. Twice. Bomb into 50! Dumb!! 💩

Fullarton. No no no. Soft and weak at the contest. 💩

Fritsch very defensive play 💩

Gawn 👏Riv 👏

Gawn and may spoiled !!! 💩

Trac Viney Clarry kozzzz 💩💩💩💩

7 negatives. 1 positive … what a [censored] half of footy. Boring

 

Viney has a fatal attraction for opposition defenders


Unless Clayton is injured or crook he looks nearly done and I dont say that lightly

 
1 minute ago, Gunna’s said:

Why the slow whistle on Mays mark. [censored] terrible quarter from the umps. All should be subbed out.

You know why

Yze is clearly trying to take the game away from us and had it not been for umpiring they would be goalless.


We are the best in the league in our forward 50 for kicking it straight to the opposition.

Disposal is atrocious.

This is local league standard.

Dinky die kicks all game, most boring club to watch.

1 minute ago, Gunna’s said:

Why the slow whistle on Mays mark. [censored] terrible quarter from the umps. All should be subbed out.

Bog ordinary game by all 3 teams on the field.

Kozzy seems to have his own home and away schedule.

Seriously, did a bunch of melbourne supporters bully umpire 22 growing up, that guy hates us like we've run over his dog??


I wish I didn’t have to say this, but these umpires are having far too much of a say in the play.

Apart from calling throws when they are not and vice versa, this 15m bull – [censored] needs to be forgotten about.

They have more than enough to concentrate on if they can possibly get some blocks and marks paid correctly.

Slow movement, not breaking any lines same old [censored].

Did we really win last week?

This is pathetic.

We kicked more goals in the first quarter last week.

This has been a terrible half & I'm not sure our changes have helped apart from judd


2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Unless Clayton is injured or crook he looks nearly done and I dont say that lightly

Does not look good, hopefully it’s an injury and not just giving up cos he’s been way off

This game will come down to clearances I reckon, which we're currently getting beat in.

They're matching us for pressure So we need a big lift

 
Just now, Vineytime said:

SUB FULLARTON OUT

Who's the sub tonight?


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