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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Essendon

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Just now, H_T said:

Van Rooyen just hasn’t looked like taking a mark tonight.

Just tonight?

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    Tagging or not, three touches from an experienced player like Sparrow is not good enough.

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    Just now, H_T said:

    Van Rooyen just hasn’t looked like taking a mark tonight.

    Hasn't looked like taking a mark for 12 months. No support around him but his marking form is horrific. At this point he needs to be tried in defense to save his career.

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    Got lead to the ball ! And hit up the ball carrier.

    Just now, Demon Jack said:

    Tagging or not, three touches from an experienced player like Sparrow is not good enough.

    played his 100th, now needs to go back to the vfl

    such a disappointment

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    kossys ball use has been ordinary
     

    [censored] you Max. What a dumb option.


    5 minutes ago, VNightCityLegend said:

    How embarrassing. We are legitimately in a wooden spoon race with West Coast. 😂

    0 - 23 if we don't sack Goodwin ASAP

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    What is Salem these days he can't defend and doesn't attack from half back. He is symbolic of the fall of our team

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    thats the second goal max has cost us this quarter


    Losing to a really, really ordinary team.

    While a win here would not have said much about where we are or what we’re capable of, but geez it would have been at least something.

    Pretty deflated.

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    14 minutes ago, VNightCityLegend said:

    This chick is hot and eye candy, ngl, but useless as an umpire. I dread every time we get her for our matches. Her and Nicholls kills us all the time.

    She's the pits

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    Our contested marking is almost non-existent, only 4 tonight. One a quarter?

    Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    She's the pits

    She's terrible and I believe a Bombers fan.

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    2 minutes ago, BDA said:

    Goodwin has lost me

    but players like trac, clarry, fritsch petty need to take a look in the mirror.

    a team with 15 premiership players should not be this bad irrespective of who the coach is. shameful effort

    Kicked our 1 goal 2 behind average for the last quarter

    Good effort that


    4 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

    If Kozzie leaves we're genuinely buggered

    As opposed to him staying and still being genuinely buggered.

    10 minutes enough for Goody to say there are positives. Reality was a terrible first half and a typical last quarter fade out. Eight goals same old story. There are just signs with this team they are not engaged. Don’t forget Bombers are a seriously ordinary team.

     

    Hopefully those few Dees supporters who made the trip to Gather Round, eat up and drink at the Barossa. Make use of the weekend and drown their sorrows, thanks to the abysmal performance tonight.

    This standard just doesn’t cut it. If you can’t score in the modern game, you're not entertaining and you’re not in the game.

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